Americans will eat 46 million turkeys this Thanksgiving Day,
But for two special birds it will be just another farm day.
Trump gave Gobble and Waddle a pardon
At a ceremony on the Patio Garden.
It’s odd the prodigious pardoner would pardon turkeys, ’cause turkeys don’t pay.
After wandering away from D.C. for 54 days in the wilderness,
The House returned with some kind of collective mental illness.
They seem uninterested in legislating,
Focused instead on threats and censurings,
Leaving the nation to marvel in wonder at their childish pettiness.
A new CBS News poll finds 68% disapprove of President Trump’s handling of inflation and the economy.
The entire poll is brutal:
The U.S. DOT wants to restore “courtesy and class to air travel,”
Saying crowded flights and delays are no cause for civility to ravel.
You should “dress with respect,”
Maintain a calm, mannerly aspect,
But if they really want change, get the airlines to stop treating flyers like cattle.
Many people these days think it’s cool and hip
To cultivate one-directional “parasocial” relationships.
They relate to celebs, podcasters and chatbots,
Without reciprocity of feelings or thoughts,
Creating entirely one-sided, one-way mythical friendships.
Trump and the Iranians seem to be in different realities,
Though they share a callousness toward the war’s casualties.
Is Trump insane
Or just insanely vain?
And how can we extract ourselves from his “Quagmire of the Vanities?”
