Author: Buck Banks
Schumer Calls It
“Trump is a military moron.”
— Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D., N.Y.), quoted by the Wall Street Journal.
The Cessation Question
It’s been five weeks, yet the Iran War is still transpiring,
And Trump’s deadline capitulation was anything but inspiring.
And though it came down to the wire,
Pakistan has brokered a cease-fire,
So now that a cease-fire’s in place, when will they cease firing?
Trump Is Underwater in 134 Republican-Held Districts
135
G. Elliot Morris: “New estimates I’ve produced show that Trump’s approval rating is below 50% among registered voters in 135 Republican-held congressional seats — 104 in the House and 31 in the Senate. … And his approval is below 45% in jurisdictions represented by 44 Republican members of Congress — 34 in the House and 10 in the Senate.”
The Murder of Iran
Let’s face it — Donald Trump is not fighting the Good Fight,
He’s squandering America’s world stature and military might.
Because he had no foresight or plan,
He’s taking out his frustrations on Iran,
Where, Trump says, a “whole civilization will die tonight.“
Christie: Republicans in Congress Are ‘Lemmings’
“I think anyone that follows politics can tell there are no principles left in my party. Even for people who agree with some of the stuff the president is doing, if you are honest with yourself, you know it is not based on principle. He wakes up every morning and tries to figure out, what is the best thing for him to do in his self interest that day. But the real lack of principle is on display every day in the House and Senate. These people have become lemmings.”
— Former Gov. Chris Christie (R), in an appearance at Harvard.
Voters Are Abandoning the Republican Party in Droves
57%
A new survey finds that approximately 20% of 2024 Trump voters may not vote Republican in 2028, and that almost 57% of voters who switched from Biden in 2020 to Trump in 2024 are considering abandoning the Republican party in 2028.
Will Trump Nuke Iran?
“The simple fact that we can’t say ‘definitely no, absolutely not, for sure’ is an astounding commentary on how unhinged and dangerous his presidency has become and how far off the rails the war with Iran has gone as Trump flails about with no plan, no strategy, no exit, and a global economy that day-by-day is reeling from the biggest geopolitical oil shock in history. … It sets the next 36 or so hours up as one of the weirdest and scariest moments in geopolitics of our lifetimes.”
— Garrett Graff
Waffle House Warp
FEMA executive Greg Phillips used to be a complete unknown,
But that was before he started using teleportation to roam.
He entered some spiritual portal,
To transport 50 miles across Georgia,
But no one ever saw him at any of the three Waffle Houses of Rome.
