Author: Buck Banks
Blockade to Blockade the Blockade

Trump’s war in Iran is over and won, and now we’ve got it made,
But the Strait of Hormuz is still closed, and that’s affecting trade.
So what is Trump’s solution
To a stand-off without resolution?
Why, the United States will just impose an extra double-secret naval blockade.
Hungary for Democracy

It’s all over for Hungary’s dictator, Viktor Orban,
For 16 years he was the country’s hard-right strongman.
But democracy’s a stubborn bitch,
And voters wanted a liberal switch,
And that’s how Hungary’s Viktor Orban got shit-canned.
Hillbilly Diplomacy

The U.S. and Iran met in Islamabad to give peace a chance,
They came out of the meeting looking at each other askance.
The meeting did no good,
And further soured the mood,
But what could you expect after meeting for 21 hours with JD Vance.
Raskin Calls for Cognitive Test for Trump
“His apparently deteriorating condition has caused tremendous alarm across the nation (and political spectrum) about the President’s cognitive function and continuing mental fitness for the office of President, and prompted concerns about the President’s well-being.”
— Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) is requesting the White House physician conduct a “comprehensive cognitive assessment” of President Trump and brief Congress on the results.
Consumer Confidence Hits New Low
47.6
“Consumer confidence plunged to a record low in April as fears mounted over rising energy prices and the broader impact of the Iran war, according to a University of Michigan survey Friday,” CNBC reports.“The university’s headline index of consumer sentiment tumbled to 47.6, down 10.7% from March to its lowest on record. Current conditions and expectations indexes also saw double-digit monthly declines.”
No Caesar’s Wife 'Innocence is a kind of insanity.' -- Graham Greene

Melania’s unbidden Epstein denials had us reaching for pearls to clutch,
As the First Lady would have us believe that she’s an innocent nonesuch.
But when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein,
Mel’s denials seems a little too keen,
Which leads us to the conclusion that she doth protest too much.


