Tag: Stephen Colbert
Colbert Mocks Shutdown
“Evidently, ‘The Late Show’ has outlasted the United States federal government, because we’re still open, and they done shut down.”
— Stephen Colbert, on his Wednesday night show.
Colbert: Cuomo’s Comment ‘the Dumbest Thing’ He Could Say
“That is the dumbest thing you could say as a politician. That’s like closing your speech with, ‘Apple pie sucks, I’m lukewarm on the troops, and those stripes make the American flag look fat! Thank you, I hate my mother!’”
— Stephen Colbert, slamming New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) for saying America “was never that great” this week, declaring on the CBS Late Show that the line was “the dumbest thing you could say as a politician.”
Play ‘Republican National Convention Bingo’
Courtesy of Stephen Colbert and the “Late Show” there is a way for disgruntled Republicans to have fun during the Trump-vention.
Colbert Says Trump Does a Better ‘Colbert’ than Colbert
He’s completely playing on an emotional level – and so beautifully. I mean, it’s one of the reasons why I just can’t do that old character anymore, because he’s doing it better than I ever could, because he’s willing to drink his own Kool Aid and manufacture and distribute it, because he’s got all the cash. … I’m not the first person to say this, but I completely agree that he’s my old character with $10 billion.
— Stephen Colbert, saying Donald Trump is playing his old character better than he ever could, The Hill reports.
Obama Hijacks the Show but Colbert Report Pulls No Punches
If you missed it, watch the revamped segment Colbert calls, “The Word,” but which Obama called, “The Decree.” The president out-deadpans the deadpanner himself.
