Year: 2026
It Should Be ‘Trump-A-Loser’

On the opening night of the midterm convention called “Trumpalooza,”
Donald Trump made a proposal worthy of a Japanese gangster yakuza.
If the Republicans fend off a rising blue tide,
Trump will give every American a $5,000 bribe,
Which demonstrates the desperation of America’s Chief Bamboozler.
Young Americans Think Dysfunction Is Normal
“Young Americans today have never witnessed Congress authorize a war, they’ve never seen a U.S. administration balance its books, they’ve never watched a well-funded and empowered state department operate, and they see only mistrust between allies. They assume the situation is normal. It is not. … The real cost of forgetting the pre-9/11 world is not a country that has changed, but one that no longer knows it could be different.”
— Jane Haman
Hunter’s Crypto Show

Given Hunter Biden’s media blitz, you’d think he had something to say,
But it’s just bro talk with Tucker and Nick and hints about being gay.
So now he’s come out with the $LAPTOP meme coin,
Which reminds us of those nude shots of his groin,
So, now he’s gone crypto, and like a bad penny, Hunter just won’t go away.



