2026 - Pensito

Trump’s Tit for Tat

October 6, 2026 Buck Banks

On the campaign trail Trump shares more Iran War news,
He’s got so many options, it’s really hard to choose.
He could bomb Iran into oblivion,
Or starve them into submission,
Or, he could trade L.A. and San Diego for the Strait of Hormuz.

Call the Psyops Cops!

October 6, 2026 Buck Banks

As support for data centers across America drops,
Congressional leaders attribute it to “Chinese psyops.”
They say Chinese misinformation
Is skewing the AI conversation,
‘Cause in the AI race, China’s determined to come out on top.

Dems Highly Motivated to Vote in Midterms

October 6, 2026 Buck Banks

63% to 38%

KFF Poll: “With the 2026 midterm campaigns in full swing and early voting about to begin, there is a wide enthusiasm gap between partisan voters, with Democratic voters 25 percentage points more likely than Republican voters to say they are ‘more motivated’ than usual to vote (63% vs. 38%).”

Trump’s Latest Iran War Update

October 6, 2026 Buck Banks

“With the war it’s just artificial, it’s a little bit high, it’s a small price to pay for keeping the world safe, keeping our country safe. They could take out a city. Let ’em take out Los Angeles. Let ’em take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay and it’s going to be over very soon. It’s essentially almost over with.”

— President Trump, quoted by NewsNation.

Trump Administration Is a ‘Cesspit of Correuption’

October 5, 2026 Buck Banks

“The cesspit of corruption that is Donald Trump’s presidency is finally getting the attention it deserves. It’s about time. And if a massive blue wave sweeps Washington on November 3rd as polls now suggest, Democrats should put corruption front and center of their agenda in Congress. … The level of corruption that Trump has engaged in and enabled in others is completely unprecedented – self-dealing that, as Trump would say, is like nothing anybody has ever seen before.”

— Paul Krugman

Emmer Says Democratic Socialists are Communists

October 5, 2026 Buck Banks

“We’re not talking about socialists, these are communists, Marxists and anarchists. You got to be kidding. They want us to call them democratic socialists, there’s nothing democratic about these people.”

— Rep. Tom Emmer (R-MN), quoted by Fox News.

Only 29,000 U.S. Jobs Added in September

October 2, 2026 Buck Banks

29,000

Wall Street Journal: “The U.S. added 29,000 jobs in September, far short of expectations, in a sign that the labor market remains steady but may not be able to deliver consistent and sizable employment gains like it did in the past.”

Hispanic Panic Antic

October 1, 2026 Buck Banks

Four weeks out, and a GOP midterm disaster is lurking,
So Trump’s compensating for his campaign shirking.
It’s Hispanic Heritage Month,
So Trump’s back on the stump,
Currying the Latino vote by saying they’re “hardworking.”

A Hegsethian Rant

October 1, 2026 Buck Banks

“We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that: no fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals. Just warriors. Just tough, ready, committed troops. The ideological clowns are out. The patriotic cowboys are in, with testosterone testing on top.”

— Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, quoted by the New York Post.

Only 13% Believe in Trump’s $5k Checks for Everyone

September 28, 2026 Buck Banks

13%

G. Elliot Morris: “Voters aren’t confused about the motive, either. 62% say Trump made the promise mainly to win votes in November, and only 13% think he genuinely intends to send the money. … Moreover, 71% of adults say it is inappropriate for a president to promise government payments that depend on his party winning an election, including 53% of Republicans.”

Year: 2026

Trump’s Tit for Tat

Call the Psyops Cops!

Dems Highly Motivated to Vote in Midterms

63% to 38%

KFF Poll: “With the 2026 midterm campaigns in full swing and early voting about to begin, there is a wide enthusiasm gap between partisan voters, with Democratic voters 25 percentage points more likely than Republican voters to say they are ‘more motivated’ than usual to vote (63% vs. 38%).”

Trump’s Latest Iran War Update

— President Trump, quoted by NewsNation.

Trump Administration Is a ‘Cesspit of Correuption’

— Paul Krugman

Emmer Says Democratic Socialists are Communists

“We’re not talking about socialists, these are communists, Marxists and anarchists. You got to be kidding. They want us to call them democratic socialists, there’s nothing democratic about these people.”

— Rep. Tom Emmer (R-MN), quoted by Fox News.

Only 29,000 U.S. Jobs Added in September

29,000

Wall Street Journal: “The U.S. added 29,000 jobs in September, far short of expectations, in a sign that the labor market remains steady but may not be able to deliver consistent and sizable employment gains like it did in the past.”

Hispanic Panic Antic

A Hegsethian Rant

— Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, quoted by the New York Post.

Only 13% Believe in Trump’s $5k Checks for Everyone

13%

Poetic Justice

Verbatim

— President Trump, quoted by NewsNation.

— Paul Krugman

“We’re not talking about socialists, these are communists, Marxists and anarchists. You got to be kidding. They want us to call them democratic socialists, there’s nothing democratic about these people.”

— Rep. Tom Emmer (R-MN), quoted by Fox News.

Numerati

63% to 38%

KFF Poll: “With the 2026 midterm campaigns in full swing and early voting about to begin, there is a wide enthusiasm gap between partisan voters, with Democratic voters 25 percentage points more likely than Republican voters to say they are ‘more motivated’ than usual to vote (63% vs. 38%).”

29,000

Wall Street Journal: “The U.S. added 29,000 jobs in September, far short of expectations, in a sign that the labor market remains steady but may not be able to deliver consistent and sizable employment gains like it did in the past.”

13%

1,000

10%

“The unprecedented spate of mid-decade redistricting for the U.S. House has changed the congressional districts for one-tenth of Americans and significantly altered the makeup of at least one-fifth of districts, according to a new study,” the Associated Press reports.