Why the MRI?
Maybe Donald Trump’s just a happy-go-lucky guy
Who gets medical procedures without knowing why.
He said his was perfect
Which led us to reflect,
That we’ll never find out why he got his most recent MRI.
Month: November 2025
Schlosberg: Trump ‘Caged” RFK Jr. Who Is a ‘Rabid Dog … Barking and Spreading Misinformation’
“He’s so obsessed with the Kennedys and the Kennedy brand that he caged one and put it in his cabinet, a rabid dog in his cabinet. He put a collar on my cousin, RFK Jr., and has him in there barking, spreading lies and spreading misinformation.”
– Jack Schlossberg, grandson of President Kennedy, on MSNOW discussing his cousin, HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., while announcing his candidacy for Congress in New York’s 12th District.
Kiboshing This Greene-Washing
We don’t know what to make of the current Marjorie Taylor Greene,
Who’s recent takes are at odds with her party, or so it would seem.
Contrary positions don’t seem to phase her —
Not QAnon, Nick Fuentes or Jewish space lasers.
But one thing’s for sure about MTG: her opinions are reliably extreme.
No More Penny-Ante Games
Yesterday the U.S. Mint made it’s last one-cent penny.
And now, for poetic replacements, there just aren’t any.
“A penny for your thoughts”
Was about all a penny bought,
But for sure, “nickels from heaven” will not be used by many.
Just a Third of Americans Approve of Trump’s Handling of Everything
33%
A new AP-NORC poll shows just 33% of adults approve of the way President Trump is managing the government, down from 42% in March.
Trump’s War on Affordability
Maybe it’s just another sign of Donald Trump’s increasing senility,
But he refuses to believe his policies are creating economic difficulty.
Of course, he’s never bought gas or groceries in his life,
And he hasn’t a clue about Americans’ economic strife.
All he knows is, he doesn’t want his aides to talk to him about “affordability.”
The Shutdown Clowns
For 40 days and 40 nights, it looked like democracy might be saved.
The Democrats were united while the Republicans just looked depraved.
But faced with the GOP’s lust for cruelty,
Out the window went party fealty,
And without a concession or compromise, eight cowardly Democrats caved.
Clueless in Kentucky
Some people think of Kentuckians as uninformed, uneducated hicks,
But they want to exercise their right to vote, even in the sticks.
Kentucky’s secretary of state went to work,
Saying they couldn’t vote for mayor of New York,
But assured that Kentucky’s polls would open again for elections — in 2026.
