Weaker Speaker Squeaker
McCarthy’s win last week was a squeaker.
The wingnuts got strong while McCarthy got weaker.
They handed Kevin his nuts
And a thousand small cuts,
Now he’s less of a man and even less of a Speaker.
McCarthy’s win last week was a squeaker.
The wingnuts got strong while McCarthy got weaker.
They handed Kevin his nuts
And a thousand small cuts,
Now he’s less of a man and even less of a Speaker.
If you and Herschel Walker traded brains,
You would not be taxed for capital gains.
You’d be slow as an old jock
And dumb as a sack of rocks,
And you’d belong locked up with the criminally insane.
You Republicans have officially become a political aberration.
One psychiatrist says you have “hysterical delusional affirmation.”
Do you think it’s too late to talk of
Calling your Non-Delusional Caucus,
To try to stage a GOP mental health intervention?
h/t to Charlie Cook