He made his money as a Florida gambling scammer,
Now he wants to join Congress as “The Hebrew Hammer.”
With Donald Trump’s backing,
It’s Muslim progressives he’s attacking,
We agree with CAIR that he belongs, not in Congress, but in the slammer.
What outrage will Trump’s transition team think of next?
He picked RFK Jr. to serve where health and death intersect.
Now, amid the uproar and buzz
He’s picked Dr. Mehmet Oz
To lead the fight against the “illness industrial complex.”
Once again, Sarah Palin’s was passed over for another.
She coulda done transportation or education, among others.
However, Donald Trump will refrain
From naming the running mate of John McCain:
No cabinet post for “Queen of the Tea Party” and “MAGA’s Mother.”
If Trump really had his finger on the American pulse, he
Wouldn’t have picked for intel chief that weirdo Tulsi.
She’s a conspiracy breeder
Who’s met the worst foreign leaders,
But mostly she’s just a propaganda tool of the Russkis.
Trump chose hardliner Mike Huckabee to be
His man to dialogue with the Israelis.
Arkansas has 5,000 Jews,
But leave it to Trump to choose
A Huckabee to tough-talk those warlike Maccabees.
L’il Marco Rubio secretary of state? That’s adorable.
Stephen Miller because — not despite — he’s horrible.
As Trump fills his cabinet,
We ain’t seen nothing yet,
But rest assured — it will be another Basket of Deplorables.
The intelligence of the American electorate eludes detection.
Millions of votes were cast without thought or introspection.
Despite the Dem’s campaign spending,
It looks like democracy’s ending,
Because rapist, felon, grifter Donald Trump has won re-election.
To Trump, all politics is transactional, we know,
But he’s reached a level that’s an all-time low.
Trump promises oligarchs tit for tat.
To businesses, he offers this for that,
For Trump, it’s always: “Give me your quid and name your pro quo.”
From Trump’s “stolen election” lies, we can’t get no relief,
He carps on about stolen votes, but he never names the thief.
Somebody needs to tell this guy
Americans aren’t buying his lies,
And that he’s turned us into the United States of Disbelief.
