Bye-Bye Blondie Bondi!
Pam Bondi’s leaving Florida — what a relief!
She’s going to Washington to join our Commander-in-Thief.
For now, though, she’s idle,
Just waiting on a title.
May we disrespectfully suggest: Bimbo-in-Chief.
Tag: Trump
Meditation On Media
Come on, get with it, news media!
You’ve got a case of journalistic anemia.
When Trump starts a-tweeting,
Your judgement goes fleeting —
You just repeat the memes that he’s feeding ya.
A Popularity Contest
A 2.8 million margin is something over which one could gloat,
And it’s something that sure sticks in Donald Trump’s throat.
But like any sore loser
Or braggart or poser,
Trump says that if he’d tried, he could have won the popular vote.
All Hat, No Brains
In Texas Rick Perry’s still popular,
In Trump’s cabinet, he’ll just be titular.
At the Energy Department
He’ll need some comportment,
And he’ll have to stop pronouncing it “nu-cu-lar.”
Passed Over Again
When he doesn’t get RNC chair, he’ll be ticked,
But it’s time, Chris Christie, the post-truth clicked.
Come on, Chris,
Get over this —
The post-fact is, you’re just not going to be picked.
Just a Job
The transition continues, it begs belief,
Like some white guy reality show, without relief.
But unlike the rest,
Trump refuses to divest.
He wants to be our first Entrepreneur-In-Chief.
High Election Anxiety 2016
We have arrived at a critical junction,
So it’s no time for a democracy malfunction.
However, in all frankness,
This campaign has left us anxious,
And now we’re worried about electile dysfunction.
Trump Uses Campaign Stop in Roanoke to Whine Incessantly about Air Conditioning
You may have missed it but back in May Bill Maher made the point that Donald Trump behaves like the 1950s anti-woman stereotype of a know-nothing complainer. “If Trump was a man,” Maher said on “Real Time,” his HBO show,”he’d stop whining like a little bitch.” He referred to The Donald as “Lady Trump,” because “he’s a whiny little bitch.”
And thus was born the hashtag, #whinylittlebitch.
Personally, I avoid the B-word because it strikes me as inherently misogynist. I prefer to call women who behave like jerks or assholes, “jerks” or “assholes.”
But check out this report from a local newspaper in Roanoke about the way Trump behaved during a campaign rally there on Monday. If the hashtag fits…
Run Donald, Run!
If you asked Democratic strategists for their dream scenario for 2016, here it is:
- Hillary Clinton as the Democratic nominee
- Generic Republican as the GOP nominee
- Donald Trump as a third-party nominee
There is a chance this wish might come true, according to a report that says Donnie is threatening to go rogue.
