This is what happens when the nerd kid gets a new pair of jeans and thinks they make him cool. Kelsey Grammer is starting up a conservative TV network and he says it’s a “B-F-D” and will give Keith Olbermann a “case of the Mondays” and make Bill Maher shed a single tear. Right. When will conservatives learn that they can’t do cool and they can’t do funny? FishbowlLA offered a programming idea for the new network — Conservative Cheers: “Where everybody knows your name unless you’re gay, Mexican or believe in global warming.”
Vladimir Putin’s call-up is an act of desperation,
And Russian dudes are on the move — but not on vacation.
Going to Ukraine to get your ass shot off
Is about as funny as Yakov Smirnoff,
And now babushkas are putting the “mob” back in “mobilization.”