Mega MAGA Meltdown
Founded on a web of paranoid hostilities and mental deficiencies.
It thrives on delusional finger-pointing
Crowned by sanctimonious self-anointing,
Culminating in a “harmonic convergence of competing conspiracies.“
Category: PJDTII
Barry Dings Donny
But Trump pushed his button with his “treason” accusation.
Trump went low to divert from Epstein,
Obama went lower, and got really mean:
“These bizarre allegations are ridiculous and a weak attempt at distraction.”
Trumpian Soliloquy on Peace
Forsooth, when you consider the deals I’ve made, logic it defies.
Look at what I did for India and Pakistan,
And all I accomplished by bombing Iran.
Alas, cruel world, am I to never get my Nobel Peace Prize?
Big, But Not Beautiful
It’s a really bad deal if you’re poor, hungry or ill,
It’s great for billionaires lapping up tax-break swill.
The effects on our nation
Will be felt for generations,
Now that Trump and the Republicans passed their Big Beautiful Bill.
L’il ‘Marquito’ Rubio’s Lament
I wake up every morning wanting to be the best that I can be,
But circumstances always seem to conspire against me.
I really want to be good,
But Trump runs the ‘hood,
So every night I look in the mirror and say, “I’m so sorry.”
Clash of Titans
Musk and Trump have very different personality styles.
Trump is all lies and threats; Musk is all lies and wiles.
But their very public feud
Just got very publicly rude
When Elon said that Donald’s name can be found in the Epstein files.
Lo, TACO Mockery!
Donald Trump is nothing if not a predictable lout,
And investors are profiting on his tariff turnabouts.
On Wall Street they’ve already made
Something called the “TACO trade,”
‘Cause when it comes to tariffs, “Trump Always Chickens Out.”
Hey, Young Dudes!
It’s been six months and still the Dems don’t understand
What happened in the election and how the disaster began.
Their ideas so far have been anemic,
But now they’re going psychologic
With SAM — short for “Speaking with American Men: A Strategic Plan.”
A Penny for … Nevermind
What’s small and round and piles up until you have too many?
Don’t worry, the U.S. Mint has a plan to ensure there aren’t any.
It’s bought its last copper blanks,
Which’ll save $56 million, so thanks!
Next they’re gunning for the nickel after killing off the penny.
Gift of Grift
It’s one thing to, at Christmas, give your kid an Atari.
It’s another thing, at midlife, to gift yourself a Ferrari.
But when you’re the U.S. President,
You’ve got to be wary of those emoluments,
And don’t go accepting $400 million jets from the Qataris.
