Author: Buck Banks
Trump Proposes Paying Immigrants $1,000 to Return to Their Home Country
$1,000
“The Trump administration says it is going to pay immigrants in the United States illegally who’ve returned to their home country voluntarily $1,000 as it pushes forward with its mass deportation agenda,” the AP reports.
Trump Spoils Xmas with Pencil Quota
“I don’t think a beautiful baby girl that’s 11-years-old needs to have 30 dolls. I think they can have three dolls or four dolls … They don’t need to have 250 pencils. They can have five.”
— President Trump, quoted by ABC News, doubling down on his comment that higher prices from tariffs won’t negatively impact families.
A Goniff for Pontiff?

A 100-plus days in and we’re just trying to cope,
As Trump’s imperial presidency becomes more than a trope.
He wants to be governor of Canada
And Greenland‘s Grand Poobah,
And the megalomaniac even imagines himself as Pope.


