Author: Buck Banks
The Other Fitness Test
And his renewed Presidential Fitness Test will combat overeating.
The test will include running, racing and sit-ups,
As well as push-ups, jumping jacks and pull-ups.
Of course, Trump will add his own best event: Presidential Golf Cheating.
Donald Trump’s ‘Fake History’
He serves up his version of events without context or consistency.
Though offered with details and relish,
His renditions always seek to embellish
His foreknowledge, role and influence on all aspects of his “fake history.”
‘South Park’ Episode Starring Trump’s Penis Pulls Big Audience
6 million
The “South Park” season premiere that mercilessly mocked President Trump drew nearly 6 million viewers on Comedy Central and Paramount+, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
Two-Thirds Oppose Israel on Gaza Military Action
60%
Gallup: “Americans’ approval of Israel’s military action in Gaza has fallen 10 percentage points since the prior measurement in September, and it is now at 32%, the lowest reading since Gallup first asked the question in November 2023. … Disapproval of the military action has now reached 60%.”
Independents Abandoning Trump
29%
G. Elliot Morris: “It’s hard to characterize just how bad 29% approval with independents is. You can explain the number in a couple of ways: First, 29% is somewhere between 11 and 17 percentage points lower than the president’s share of the vote with independents in the 2024 election (VoteCast says 40%, Edison says 46%). That means that roughly one out of every three political independents who voted for Trump in the 2024 election now says they disapprove of how he’s governing. … As it turns out, 29% among independents is also a record low for Trump, according to Gallup.”
Mega MAGA Meltdown
Founded on a web of paranoid hostilities and mental deficiencies.
It thrives on delusional finger-pointing
Crowned by sanctimonious self-anointing,
Culminating in a “harmonic convergence of competing conspiracies.“
