Hispanic Panic Antic
Four weeks out, and a GOP midterm disaster is lurking,
So Trump’s compensating for his campaign shirking.
It’s Hispanic Heritage Month,
So Trump’s back on the stump,
Currying the Latino vote by saying they’re “hardworking.”
Poetic Justice
Don Jr. and Bettina are finding out marriage ain’t a walk in the park,
Not even when your daddy is a self-proclaimed genius and wannabe monarch.
It began with a small private wedding ceremony,
But the after-parties were where it really got tony,
With fireworks and a private Bahamian island, paid for by a Russian oligarch.
