Colbert Contemplates Run for President

I am proud to announce that I am forming an exploratory committee to lay the groundwork for my possible candidacy for president of the United States of America of South Carolina.

— Comedian Stephen Colbert, announcing on “The Colbert Report” that he is exploring a presidential run in South Carolina. He made it legal by handing control of his super PAC to Jon Stewart in the opening segment of Thursday night’s show, reported by Politico.

McCain Flip-Flops on Attacking Romney

These attacks on, quote, Bain Capital is really kind of anathema to everything that we believe in.

— Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), quoted by CBS News, this morning about attacks on Mitt Romney’s track record in business.

As head of his investment company he presided over the acquisition of companies that laid off thousands of workers.

— McCain, quoted by the New York Times, taking a different view four years ago.

Gingrich Goes Negative on Mitt – And Reveals His Own Shortcomings

Yes, this video put together by the Newt Gingrich team does show a greatest hits list of Romney bloopers (although there are more that didn’t make this cut, such as when he pretended to be goosed by waitresses in a diner, or when he claimed in front of unemployed people to understand their plight because he is unemployed too, or more, more, more). But the most revealing line in it, to me, is the premise underlying it: that Romney will never win in a debate with the presumably much smarter and better spoken Obama — and that this is what matters most.

I think Gingrich honestly believes that governing is all about what words you choose and the mental abstractions you amuse yourself and those listening in awe with. There is no sound more lovely to Gingrich than that of his own voice, but a president needs traits other than pontification and bloviation. He, or one day, she, needs judgment and sanity and a willingness to be, as we so often think of Obama when the subject of Congress comes up, the adult in the room. Million dollar credit lines at Tiffany and trophy wives and egos that don’t fit through the door equip someone to be president no better than does constantly saying stupid things in public.

So yeah, Mitt’s an idiot. But Gingrich doesn’t even get why he’s no upgrade.