He wasn’t deep on any of the issues.
— Herman Cain, in an interview with Don Imus, explaining why Rick Perry’s presidential campaign hasn’t fared very well.
Connect:
As If He Knows, Cain Says Perry ‘Not Deep’
Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
