O.K., maybe Mitt didn’t cheat and I’d love to hear alternative explanations for what Mitt pulled from his pocket and pitched on to the lectern, out of view of the moderator or his opponent, just before the first 2012 presidential debate. Anyone?
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
Yo Mama
Mitt might suffer from hyperhidrosis, or sweaty palm condition, which made it impossible for him to pull a Sarah Palin and write his crib sheet on his hand, so he had to do it the old fashioned way — on a sheet of paper.
Notes at a debate is “cheating”? This is news to me.
Looks like index cards to me.
Mary, are you by any chance an “undecided voter?”