Month: October 2010
Verbatim
The opponent started the Recession!
— South Carolina U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene’s (D) only comment to reporters at the start of his trial on charges he showed pornography to a teenaged college student. Apparently, he repeated that phrase more than a dozen times and declined to elaborate.
Verbatim
This is a threat to our democracy. The American people deserve to know who’s trying to sway their elections. And if we just stand by and allow the special interests to silence anybody who’s got the guts to stand up to them, our country is going to be a very different place.
— President Obama, addressing the volume and questionable sources of outside money being poured into the mid-term elections.
Palin to Do RNC Fundraiser in California, But Given Her 69% Disapproval Among Inds, GOP’s Whitman, Fiorina Will Be No-Shows

Sarah Palin will headline a fundraiser in California for the cash-strapped, deficit-spending Republican National Committee on Oct. 16. But with Palin viewed unfavorably by well over two-thirds of California’s independent voters, the state’s two top GOP candidates are sending regrets. It’s likely gubernatorial nominee Meg Whitman, who just can’t seem to find good household help these days, will be cleaning toilets in her mansion. And the U.S. Senate candidate Carly Fiorina will likely be washing her hair.
RNC Donations Down $3.8 Mil After Palin Signs Fundraising Letter in Return for RNC’s Paying Legal Bills Related to Her Ethics Charges
-$3.8 Million
Amount by which the Republican National Committee missed its fundraising goal in September after Sarah Palin signed a direct-mail letter seeking donations for the party, according to the right-wing cult-owned Washington Times newspaper. Palin signed the fundraising letter in return for the RNC’s agreement to pay $250,000 in legal bills related to various ethics charges filed against her during her brief stint as governor of Alaska.
Separately, the RNC treasurer also revealed that he had found an additional $1.7 million in unreported debt, more than doubling the Republican Party’s insovlency to $2.8 million.
Meanwhile, the Democratic National Committee broke fundraising records in September, collecting $16 million, mostly in small amounts from enthusiastic donors.
Rhymes with Bitch
When carving out her tea-bagger niche
Ms. O’Donnell took extreme positions which
Are amusing to some,
But my favorite one
Was when she said, “I am not a witch.”
My second favorite shows her imagination,
And her take on the state of the nation.
But it rubbed me the wrong way
When I heard Christine say,
“We must legislate masterbation!”



