GOP Debate: White Guys in Black Suits

In what promises to be a quadri-annual event, a group of white guys ranging in age all the way from their 50s to their 70s met recently in Manchester, N.H. to model black suits and determine which tie color — red or red patterned — works best with a white shirt.

The men claimed to typify the entire country — even females and non-Caucasians — yet hailed from mostly Western and Midwestern states, including Colorado, Kansas, Arizona, Arkansas, California, and Texas. Eastern seaboard states including Virginia, Massachutahmormonland, and New York were also represented.

Although no clear winner was declared, the consensus was that the wide diversity of white guys in black suits offered a fresh direction for white guys in black suits throughout the entire country, even those who don’t belong to the club or play golf.

Sen. Craig Thomas Dies at 74


Sen. Craig Thomas

Sen. Craig Thomas (R-Wyoming) died yesterday. The cause of death was acute myeloid leukemia. Thomas was 74.

Even though Wyoming’s governor is a Democrat, state law provides that when a senator is replaced, his party retains the seat. The Wyoming Republican Party will submit the names of three nominees to Gov. David Freudenthal, who will choose the replacement from among the three.

Libby Gets 30 Months for Perjury, Obstruction

No surprises here:

I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, the former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney, was sentenced Tuesday to 30 months in prison for obstruction of justice and perjury in the investigation into the leak of a CIA operation officer’s identity.

U.S. District Judge Reggie B. Walton said he thought the evidence against Libby was overwhelming. Walton said he will decide next week if Libby will remain free during the appeal.

Mormons Resurrecting ‘White Horse Prophecy’ Around Romney’s Campaign

Mitt to the rescue: It was a prophecy allegedly uttered by Joseph Smith himself, but one the modern Church of Latter Day Saints dismisses. It predicts that in some future end time, with the U.S. Constitution hanging by a mere thread, a Mormon will ride in on a white horse to save it and, by extension, the United States.

While presidential candidate Mitt Romney denies giving the prophecy any credence, it has come up each time a Mormon has run for president: in 1968 when George Romney ran, and in 2000 when Orrin Hatch ran.

‘Power will be given to the White Horse to rebuke the nations afar off, and you obey it, for the laws go forth from Zion.’
— Joseph Smith

The disputed prophecy was recorded in a diary entry of a Mormon who had heard the tale from two men who were with Joseph Smith in Nauvoo, Ill., when he supposedly declared the prophecy.

“You will see the Constitution of the United States almost destroyed,” the diary entry quotes Smith as saying. “It will hang like a thread as fine as a silk fiber.”

Not only will the Mormons save the Constitution, under the prediction, but the prophecy goes further, insinuating that Mormons will control the government.

“Power will be given to the White Horse to rebuke the nations afar off, and you obey it, for the laws go forth from Zion,” the prophecy says.

Mormons believe that Smith found ancient gold plates and transcribed them into the Book of Mormon. In 1844, a year after he supposedly told of the White Horse Prophecy, Smith ran for president, but was murdered by a mob. Given the entire premise of the LDS and the fact that the church has posthumously baptised thousands of non-Mormons, including Adolf Hitler and Elie Weisel, it’s curious why it is so quick to deny this particular crackpot prophecy.

The LDS Church denounces the premonition, which was recorded 10 years after Smith’s death. A church spokesman pointed to a quote from the faith’s sixth president, Joseph F. Smith, who called the prophecy “ridiculous.”

“It is simply false; that is all there is to it,” the church prophet was quoted saying.

Mitt Romney claims not to believe in the prophecy, and maintains his daddy didn’t believe in it, either:

“I haven’t heard my name associated with it or anything of that nature,” Mitt Romney told The Salt Lake Tribune during an interview earlier this year. “That’s not official church doctrine. There are a lot of things that are speculation and discussion by church members and even church leaders that aren’t official church doctrine. I don’t put that at the heart of my religious belief.”

But George Romney wasn’t so absolute when he offered an interpretation of the prophecy to “Dialogue: A Journal of Mormon Thought” in 1967:

“I have always felt that they meant that sometime the question of whether we are going to proceed on the basis of the Constitution would arise and at this point government leaders who were Mormons would be involved in answering that question.”

Frankly, given the six years of abuse perpetrated by the Bush administration on the Constitution, any savior on a white horse — Mormon, Jewish, Presbyterian or Scientologist — would be welcome.

Quote du Jour

When men imagine a female uprising they imagine a world in which women rule men as men have ruled women: their guilt, which is the guilt of every ruling class, will allow them to see no middle ground.

— Sally Kempton (1943- ), American writer, feminist

Addicted to Bush Fatique? Vote for Fred Thompson

Lest anyone be pining for an angry white pretender to sanctification because somehow Dick Cheney, George Bush, and Karl Rover just aren’t enough…there’s always Fred Thompson.

Yes, if you were afraid you would be leaving behind the shoot from the hip (and into the face) policies of the world’s worst, yet angriest, bumblers you should back Fred “The Lobbyist” Thompson for president. It’s the best way to ensure more of the same.

Talk about great ideas! Remember this ad beating the drums for war with Iraq back in 2003? As if from Cheney’s own mouth comes the final note of fear mongering: “And when people ask, ‘What has Saddam done to us?’ I ask, ‘What had the 9/11 hijackers done to us…before 9/11?'”

Oooooh, scary stuff.

California Moves Closer to Placing Iraq Withdrawal ‘Advisory Measure’ on Primary Ballot

A California Senate committee has approved an “advisory” measure on Pres. George Bush’s war in Iraq that will appear on the presidential primary ballot next February if the bill passes in both houses of the legislature and if Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger approves it.

The fact that Gov. Schwarzenegger is on record supporting withdrawal from Iraq does not mean he would approve the bill if it would hurt the liberal GOP presidential candidate, Rudy Giuiliani.

The California Legislature is controlled by Democrats, so it is likely the bill will pass. Schwarzenegger is a liberal Republican who came out for withdrawing troops from Iraq a few days before he was reelected in a landslide last November:

“I think that we should get out of there as quickly as we can because, you know, we should have a deadline of when we pull the troops out and figure that out and work together with the government in Iraq. I think they are doing that now.”

Schwarzenegger was told the president has opposed setting a deadline, and Schwarzenegger didn’t let up. His response: “Well, I think that eventually he will have to put a deadline on there. I think the American people will demand it.”

Schwarzenegger claims to represent a “post-partisan” approach to politics — a stance most Democrats in the state view with suspicion and that most Republicans revile.

Since the ballot measure would go against the best interests of the liberal GOP presidential candidate Rudolph Giuiliani, it is possible Schwarzenegger could risk angering California Democrats and veto the measure to help Giuliani.

Report: Bush and Cheney Not Invited to ’08 GOP Convention

This sounds a little strange because Pres. George Bush is the head of the Republican Party, but it is amusing if true:

Republican National committee chairman Ed Gillespie confirmed rumors that President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney would not be appearing at the September 2008 convention. According to Gillespie, “The Presidents’ screw-ups will be fresh in the minds of the American public, we are hoping a Republican event without George W. Bush can focus viewers’ attention on the future of the party, not its grand failures…

“If the Presidents’ polling numbers don’t climb above 51 percent, he really is no use to the party,” stated Gillespie.

Committee chairman Gillespie did leave the door open for the President, “I believe a wait and see attitude is called for. If the situation on the ground in Iraq improves we may invite the President to make an appearance, possibly a video message.”

Ed Gillipsie is one of the most reliable GOP apologists on the planet so these statements are extremely out of character for him. In fact, if the RNC really intended to exclude the president and vice president, it would be more in character for Gillespie to lie about it by floating non-denial denials at this early stage.

Update: Yes, this is a hoax. Gillespie stepped down as RNC chair in 2005, and is currently chair of the GOP in Virginia.