Annals of the Age of Bush: Mug shots have become an opportunity for image-making. First there was former Republican House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (left) and, from yesterday, celebutante Paris Hilton when she began her sentence at a county jail near Los Angeles.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
