way-except-looks people would have Pres. 30% Approval and Sinking’s blessings but none of my gay friends are fit?
Let’s get this straight, so to speak. Pres. Sanctity is Only for Straight People won’t allow my cousin and his partner of more than 20 years or my friends Joe and Julio, who have been together almost 10 years, to marry. But he wants these two clueless idiots to be able to have at it.
They’re too stupid to so much as spell the word matrimony if you put them together in a room with a dictionary open to the page that starts with marshmallow and ends with matzo. Read this and see if I’m wrong:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt denied Wednesday that wedding bells are in the air, saying they want to concentrate for now on their newborn daughter and Jolie’s two adopted children.
“There is nothing in the air. The focus is the kids, and we are obviously extremely committed to the children and as parents together,” Jolie [said]. “So that kind of says it for us, and to have a ceremony on top of it is nothing.”
If only. If only a ceremony between you two could be ignored. So…Brad’s adopted the kids you adopted and changed their last names to Jolie-Pitt, plus now you’ve had another child together. But you don’t want to like, be committed or anything.
Pitt and Jolie sold rights to images of Shiloh Nouvel through Getty Images photo agency, saying proceeds would be donated to a charity, not yet named.
People magazine paid a reported US$4 million for the right to release the pictures in North America, while Hello! obtained British rights.
Quick, somebody hand me a loaded firearm.
Brad and Angelina began their affair while he was still married to Jennifer Anniston. If he and the Beautiful One wed, it will be his second marriage. But he is 42, after all.
She, of course, is only 30 and was previously married to Billy Bob Thorton, whose name is presumably still tatooed on her person, although the vial of his blood she used to wear around her neck is no doubt bobbing in the waves somewhere. She was also married to the less famous Jonny Lee Miller. With Brad having only two names and the fact that their marriage will be her third, I can see why he’d be a little hesitant. If he had a brain.
So these two defective-in-every-way-except-looks people would have Pres. 30% Approval and Sinking’s blessings but none of my gay friends are fit? If I weren’t already divorced, I might get one just to protest.
I don’t think Angelina was ever married to Tommy Lee Jones. She works pretty hard for UNICEF and is probably as disgusted as you are that gays are targeted by Bush. Instead of targeting straight people who are liberal…why don’t you go after Katherine Harris or Coulter or Fox News. Something revelant like that polygamy in Utah and how polygamy is a good way to promote marriage between men and women. There are a lot of choices. Did you know the American Red Cross turned down a million dollar donation from the Dixie Chicks because of their political statements. This Republican world sucks, but the Jolie-Pitt partnership isn’t the problem. Republicans are, especially Bushhead.
Actually, Angelina was married to Billy Bob Thorton
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Trish, are you taking writing lessons from Anne Coulter? Go ahead and dislike Brad and Angelina, but don’t offer name-calling as a substitute for discourse, polite or otherwise. If Bush talks stupid about gay unions, stick it to him, not to celebs who happen also to be in the news.
I usually like the writing on Pensito Review but this has got to be the dumbest article yet. Why in god’s name would you attack two people who seem to love their children and each other. Angelina works for the U.N. and adopts poor children who would otherwise be without parents. This type of bullshit will not endear Pensito Review to anyone.
The anger at “shrub” is understandable as is the distaste for “celebrity” in general, and by extension to this particular “pair”.
The frustration with the gay bashing bigots of the self righteous right wingers who have gained so much power in this country can be addressed by actively working to vote the republican reactionary hypocrites out of office EVERYWHERE POSSIBLE in the next election, and who says that this type of vengeance is not sweet?
Brad Pitt. You’re my much loved actor since I saw you in “Legend of the Falls” in the theater in 1994. Since Oct. 2007, I’ve decided that you’re my favorite actor for the rest of my life. I believed you should’ve won an Oscar for playing Tristan in “Legend of the Falls”.