Tag: shit Republican Senators say
Mitt Dumps on Trump
“I think everybody has made their own assessment of President Trump’s character, and so far as I know you don’t pay someone $130,000 not to have sex with you.”
— Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT), on CNN.
When Republicans Accidentally Tell the Truth
“We are not interested in whether the allegations against Vice President Biden are accurate or not.”
— Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA), on Fox News.
Comedian Lindsey Graham Jokes About Suicide
“What’s the worst thing the Democratic Party wants to hear? Chairman Jim Jordan. There are gonna be people jumping off bridges in San Francisco by the thousands. You know, New York City, they may literally shut down.”
— Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) “was met with roaring laughter from a crowd of Republican voters on Tuesday evening when he suggested that Republican Rep. Jim Jordan’s ascension to chair of the House Judiciary Committee could result in a raft of suicides,” Insider reports.
Defending Present-Day Neanderthals in the Present
“Neanderthals are hunter-gatherers, they’re protectors of their family, they are resilient, they’re resourceful, they tend to their own. So, I think Joe Biden needs to rethink what he is saying.”
— Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN), on Fox Business, on President Joe Biden’s criticism of the governors of Texas and Mississippi. It’s not clear why she’s speaking in the present tense.
He’s Right, In a ‘Sense’
He’s known as Senator Ron Johnson
And he hails from Wisconsin.
He says it was “provacateurs”
And “fake Trump supporters,”
But we think Wisconsin’s Johnson speaks nonsense.
