If the Democrats don’t want my Florida votes, they can’t have my Florida money.
That’s what I’m telling everyone who calls or emails me for support — and I’m on a lot of calling and email lists — until the party makes up its mind whether to count Florida’s votes in the coming primary.
Maxwell: I figure if your party won’t count your vote, join one that will
The presidential preference election was moved by the Florida legislature to Jan. 29,* putting it ahead of four other states and causing the DNC to turn all red in the face like your dad did when you came home late and woke him up. They threatened to ground us until the general election by denying us delegates at the national convention. They also forced Democratic candidates to agree not to campaign in Florida, although that hasn’t stopped them from coming here for fundraisers.
Orlando Sentinel columnist Scott Maxwell is putting forth an even bolder solution than my purse strings strategy: change parties. Maxwell points out that the RNC, while also upset about the primary move, is only threatening to take away half of Florida’s GOP delegates.
I figure: If your party won’t count your vote, join one that will.
Seriously, Democrats. March down to your elections office and become a Republican.
That way, come January, you can vote — for the Republican you like best, the one you dislike the least or, if you wanna be sneaky about it, you can even vote for the Republican that you think would be the easiest for a Democrat to beat in November.
Whatever way you do it, your vote will count — at least more than it would as a Democrat if the national folks follow through with their threat.
What’s more, after you vote Republican, you can switch back — and vote in the regular Democratic primaries in September…
Admittedly, the Florida Democratic Party wasn’t too keen on my idea.
Said party spokesman Mark Bubriski: “I don’t know how any Democrat, no matter how understandably angry they may be, could justify switching to the party of Katherine Harris, Larry Craig, David Vitter, Bob Allen, Jack Abramoff, Scooter Libby, Tom Feeney, et cetera based on an internal party dispute over a primary election.”
That’s not a bad sound bite. Too bad hardly anyone’s going to hear it.
That’s because the Democrats seem too busy doing what they often do so well: becoming their own worst enemy.
I have news for Mark. This is more than an internal party dispute since it affects whether my vote will count. And in many ways, the primary is more important than the general election. That’s the very reason it was moved up. But that attitude by our party leaders is why most of us rank and file Democrats are as fired up as my dad used to get when he caught me coming in after midnight.
Update: Thanks to my new BFF, Anonymous, for noting the correct date of the presidential preference primary. The post has been edited accordingly.