Category: Poetic Justice
Word Salad of War
As we watch markets fall and gas prices rise, Americans want to know more.
Like, if we’re bombing hell out if Iran, how is that not a war?
Oh, Iran represented an eventual immediate threat,
And regime change seemed like a pretty good bet,
But with such obscure objectives, how will we know when Iran is done for?
Today’s Version of the Daily Diversion
The Trump administration rarely bothers with a strategy or plan,
Preferring to sow chaos and disruption whenever they can.
Every day they must come up with some,
New Epstein-file coverup diversion,
And that, Dear Reader, is why the United States is making war on Iran.
Beam Me Info, Scotty
Crank up them quantum computers, atomic clocks and Mars space stations,
We’re teetering on the edge of a technological revelation.
We sent it from here and we know where it went,
Even though we only received ninety percent,
But we’ve undoubtably achieved the teleportation of quantum information!
A Lie Too Far
Tricia McLaughlin, DHS mouthpiece, we bid you a hearty goodbye,
We’re holding back our liberal tears and stifling leftist sighs.
Why she picked now to go,
Nobody seems to know,
But perhaps she hit her limit and just couldn’t tell one more lie.
I Remember Presidents Day
This Trump administration is really something,
Ignoringing the rule of law, grifting off everything.
So, on this auspicious Presidents Day,
I just wanted to take a moment to say,
Remember back when we had a president and not a mad king?
What Would Q Do?
Since 4chan in 2017 the QAnon conspiracy has been going strong,
Though the theory of a cabal of cannibal pedophiles could be wrong.
But now the facts emerging from the Epstein files
Have us starting to question our wits and wiles,
And beginning to wonder if the QAnon believers were right all along.
Prescription for Obfuscation
For Donald Trump, media manipulation is almost a reflex,
Which is how we got to his latest diversion: TrumpRx.
It’s certainly not an affordability solution,
But it is a rather effective prescription
To divert attention away from the Epstein files and illegal sex.
‘Slow, Stiff and Painfully Dull’
Some say it’s totally lacking in plot, action or drama,
Others say it’s a sure-fire cure for chronic insomnia.
Its director’s a cad,
And Donald will be mad,
When no one pays to see his wife’s fake movie, “Melania.“
Homan’s a Bad Omen
Trump told little Greg Bovino to get the heck out of town,
And he’s sending Tom Homan to manage the Minneapolis crackdown.
But if you think ICE thugs have gone too far,
And you’re expecting conciliation from the Border Czar,
Trump’s just ensuring more dangerous behavior by “defining deviancy down.”
