Santos Is Toast
He’s proved a towering figure of mendacity,
With audacity and opacity, but not veracity.
George Santos is leavin’ ’em,
But should we believe him
That he won’t serve on committees in any capacity?
He’s proved a towering figure of mendacity,
With audacity and opacity, but not veracity.
George Santos is leavin’ ’em,
But should we believe him
That he won’t serve on committees in any capacity?
McCarthy’s win last week was a squeaker.
The wingnuts got strong while McCarthy got weaker.
They handed Kevin his nuts
And a thousand small cuts,
Now he’s less of a man and even less of a Speaker.
So, Donald Trump is running for president (again).
He really wants to be Grifter-In-Chief (again).
But his donors are tired,
The GOP’s uninspired,
And everyone expects him to lose (again.)
Poor Tailgunner Ted is singing the blues,
On Yelp, he only gets negative reviews.
He’s all hat and no horse,
Detested in Houston, of course,
Where, instead of cheering the Astros, they booed the Cruz.
They joked and mocked when Paul Pelosi was attacked,
They deleted their mean tweets, but did not retract.
It seems that Republicans
Have devolved into subhumans
Inhabiting an evil place from which they can’t come back.
Violent rhetoric is like a rising tide,
And it’s put our democracy in a downward slide.
Republicans say, “Look,
That guy was a kook!”
But where is the violence on the Democrats’ side?
Seems Kevin McCarthy’s had a change of heart,
Claiming his defund Ukraine comment was a brain fart.
And while Republican chicken hawks
Love to strut, bluster and squawk,
They still prefer to support wars that they start.
While in Ukraine there’s still fightin’ and shootin’,
A midterm win’s what the GOP is computin’.
If they take back the Congress,
When it comes to the Ukraine mess,
The Republicans will hand a win to Vlad Putin.
Donald Trump’s fundraising chops once were sublime,
But it seems donor fatigue’s set in over time.
Nowadays he spends a fortune
To generate a tiny profit margin.
It’s like he’s saying, “Hey buddy, give ya a dollar for a dime.”