Floridians to Trump: ‘NIMBY’
As his loss he continues to belabor,
The more fed up we get with Donald Trump’s behavior.
Those who live near Mar-a-Lago,
Prefer he stay in New York or Chicago,
Wherever — they just don’t want him for a neighbor.
Category: Poetic Justice
Where It Belongs
Trump lost the election, but he still has Twitter,
Where his tweets show him enraged, vengeful, bitter.
But he’d best use circumspection,
Or when he loses presidential protection,
He’s liable to find his tweet transmitter in the shitter.
Trump’s College Education
His loss Trump still refuses to acknowledge,
And meanwhile democracy’s held hostage.
But it all ends today
When electors of faith
Cast their votes in the Electoral College.
Florida Man–In-Chief
After January 20, when he’s dumped democracy in the trashcan,
Trump’ll repair to Mar-a-Lago, his comeback to plan.
But with his penchant for the idiotic
And the borderline psychotic,
We will welcome him as our state’s new Chief Florida Man.
Thanks for Nothing
Donald Trump’s not someone you can really count on,
Not even in a Senate race that’s a really close one.
The Devil went down to Georgia,
Where his grievances he disgorged,
And Purdue and Loeffler said, “Thanks for nothing, Don.”
Grifter-In-Chief
Since losing the race, Trump’s been more than miffed,
But his response to losing was savvy and swift.
He set up a PAC
To fund his comeback,
‘Cause when a scam is working, a grifter’s gonna grift.
Pardon Me — Please!
For Rudi, losing election challenges is no longer fun,
And his legal career, such as it was, is just about done.
But one wonders what crimes
He’s committed over time
That would lead him to ask Trump for a pre-emptive pardon.
What Science Knows
Science says climate change causes California’s fire woes.
Science says climate change has got us all in its throes.
We believe the science,
But Trump remains defiant.
His idiotic response is, “I don’t think science knows.”
Made to Be Broken
Last night’s litany of lies still sticks in our craw,
With the sight of an unmasked crowd spreading droplets with each hurrah.
Employing his typical mendacity
Trump showed his contradiction capacity,
By calling for law and order while blatantly breaking the law.
No Morals, No Problem, No Platform
Trump’s spent his first term shunning traditions and breaking norms,
This week during the GOP convention, he’ll misdirect and misinform.
Like their Commander-In-Chief,
The GOP holds no political beliefs.
So whatever Donald Trump says and does … why, that’ll be their platform!
