He’s Right, In a ‘Sense’
He’s known as Senator Ron Johnson
And he hails from Wisconsin.
He says it was “provacateurs”
And “fake Trump supporters,”
But we think Wisconsin’s Johnson speaks nonsense.
Category: Poetic Justice
An Affiliation Revelation
They backed a guy who writes with a Sharpie,
So their affiliation switch seems like malarkey.
But after the insurrection
They had a revelation,
And now Republicans are fleeing the Grand Old Party.
Destination: Revenge
Trump is taking on the mantle of itinerant provocateur,
Setting forth to sully the unfaithful with Trumpian manure.
He’s hitting the road
To chastise and goad
His enemies, on what is being heralded as his revenge tour.
Prepare the Perjury Trap!
Donald Trump has been known, on occasion, to speechify,
And now he’ll have a chance his actions to justify.
So ready the fact-checkers,
The pundits and lie-counters —
It’s Impeachment Time, and Trump is going to testify.
The Virus Among Us
Like HAL, the computer, slowly singing “Daisy,”
The GOP is diseased, its future looks hazy.
With wingnuts like Boebert and Greene
Infecting the political scene,
Seems the Grand Old Party has no antibodies for crazy.
Family of Welshers
Now Eric Trump is a feisty and loyal young pup,
In the electoral college betting pool, he ante’d up.
Eric bet that his Daddy
Would get a cool 320,
We don’t know what he lost, but we’d bet he didn’t pay up.
The End He Earned
Trump was four years of storm and strife,
With crimes large and small his term was rife.
With a last fake simper,
Not wth a bang, but a whimper,
The 45th President said, “Have a good life.”
Recruiting a New Gang
Trump’s four years were no walk in the rose garden,
And as he slinks into history, few are feeling maudlin.
No, it’s a day for the odds-makers,
Who are finding plenty of takers
To bet on which and how many criminals he’ll pardon.
The Second Time
Donald Trump owns a distinction no predecessor has attained.
He earned it through sedition, encitement and bloodstains.
Though not an honor o’er which he’ll gloat,
History will nonetheless ever note
That President Donald J. Trump has been impeached — again!
Losing Loser Who Lost
He’ll be recalled as our worst president and greatest of scofflaws.
His administration’s record will give future historians pause.
But his greatest achievement —
Born of lies, hate and bereavement —
Is the creation of the myth of Donald Trump’s Great Lost Cause.
