Prince of Peace?
Jared Kushner’s ambitions have always been outsized,
And he’s always liked working with our Israeli allies.
But he didn’t bring peace
To the blasted Middle East,
So why’s he nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?
Category: Poetic Justice
Trump the Shredder
There are some very serious impediments
To doing the job of United States president.
You might want to rip ’em,
Or you might want to chew ’em,
But you’ve got to preserve those presidential documents.
Law and Murder
Republicans are cranking out laws with lustful ardor,
Though some of them go from absurd to absurder.
They’re banning abortions,
Banning books and race notions,
And in Missouri, they’re even legalizing murder!
Heroes and Zeros
There’s no disputing al-Qurayshi was an evil guy,
And there’s no disputing he had to die.
But we spent millions —
And still killed civilians!
Oh, and sometimes our helicopters can’t fly.
Rousing the Rabble
Donald Trump should be under indictment,
While his followers languish in benightment.
But Donald’s old tricks
Still play well with the hicks,
So he’s still turning excitement into incitement.
Tactless, Tasteless, Terrible
We don’t get surprised by Donald Trump often,
And we know better than to expect him to soften.
But with his usual class,
He made himself an ass,
By symbolically pissing on Colin Powell’s coffin.
Abandoned and Banned
He once was THE guy to schmooze,
Back before the Trump election ruse.
“America’s Mayor” after 9/11 —
He was in reputation heaven,
But now Rudi Giuliani’s been banned from Fox News.
Virus Emerges from Sturgis
Biker dudes buy biker gear on splurges
Whenever they get those South Dakota urges.
But this year’s rally
Proved COVID-19’s ally,
As superspreaders brought home the virus from Sturgis.
Abandoned in Albany
Andrew Cuomo’s known for being tough, not kind.
You’d think he’d stay true to any pal he could find.
But at his administration’s end,
Rather than cleave to man’s best friend.
When Cuomo exited Albany he left his dog Captain behind.
Afghanistan Wins/Loses Again
A year ago Trump said Let’s get out of Afghanistan,
Now Biden is implementing the two-bit tyrant’s plan.
But the Afghans we trained and equipped
Apparently are already whipped.
If I were a betting man, my money’d be on the Taliban.
