Making Up Media
Ron DeSantis needs to consult an encyclopedia,
Or, if he’s pressed for time, Wikipedia.
What he’ll find
Is that only in his mind
Does there exist a thing called “national regime media.”
Category: Poetic Justice
Conscription Conniption
Vladimir Putin’s call-up is an act of desperation,
And Russian dudes are on the move — but not on vacation.
Going to Ukraine to get your ass shot off
Is about as funny as Yakov Smirnoff,
And now babushkas are putting the “mob” back in “mobilization.”
No Gaol for Gaetz
His goose should have been cooked.
He should have had thrown at him The Book.
Despite his dalliances with minors
And his licentious one-liners,
It appears that slimeball Matt Gaetz is off the hook.
Russian Self-Preservation
Vladimir Putin is cruel, as all the world knows.
He’s really good at one thing — making widows.
If I were a Russian oligarch,
I’d keep an eye on that shark,
And stay away from bathtubs, boats and open windows.
Pledge of DeSantis
I pledge allegiance to DeSantis and the Benighted Stratocracy of Amerika, and to the Repression for which it stands, one nation un-woke, indoctrinated, with suppression and injustice for most.
Crotch Shots Rock!
We’ve all been recruited to be on Madison Cawthorn Watch,
To keep up with when he’s lying or wearing lingerie and such.
It’s hard to take him seriously
When he just laughs deliriously,
When his friend videotapes his hand on Maddie’s crotch.
Mad About Madison
He’s lied like a snake since the day he was born,
And he’s known for the ladies’ undies he’s worn.
And just for sport,
He brings a gun to the airport,
So what’s the GOP to do about Madison Cawthorn?
Vulgarian, Contrarian, Not Authoritarian
Donald Trump has always impressed us as a classless vulgarian,
His political views are those of a narcissistic contrarian.
And when it comes to brains,
Trump comes up lame.
John Bolton says, “He’s not smart enough to be an authoritarian.”
MTG Is a Joke — Can’t Take One
Margorie Taylor Greene say you’re a “pedo” if you cross her,
And she didn’t support the Capitol cops who fought to defend her.
Now she’s pulled out all stops,
And called the Capitol cops,
Because Jimmy Kimmel suggested Will Smith should slap her.
Trump Tells the Truth!
For the GOP, twice-impeached Trump is still the boss,
They’ll follow him anywhere, no matter the cost.
But is Trump beginning to deny
The truth of the Big Lie?
After all, he told the Guardian he didn’t win, which implied he lost.
