A Closeted Carl?
That Carl Paladino has a heavy touch —
He thinks a soft-peddle is just a crutch.
But if you listen to what he says
About “dysfunctional gays,”
Methinks he doth protest too much!
Category: Poetic Justice
An Inaccurate Insult
There’s no point in insulting Meg Whitman.
Calling her a whore will just land you in shit, man.
She’s not much of a looker,
So if you think she’s a hooker,
You must not be much of a tit man.
Rhymes with Bitch
When carving out her tea-bagger niche
Ms. O’Donnell took extreme positions which
Are amusing to some,
But my favorite one
Was when she said, “I am not a witch.”
My second favorite shows her imagination,
And her take on the state of the nation.
But it rubbed me the wrong way
When I heard Christine say,
“We must legislate masterbation!”
Bridge to Nowhere
He can stand in front of the teleprompter and yap,
And dispense platitudes, parables and pap.
But try as he will
Prez Obama can’t fill
That yawning chasm — the Emotion Gap.
O, the Insanity!
It’s not hard to find nutjobs on the political scene-o,
Or candidates who switch from nice-o to mean-o.
But when it comes to true nutters,
Is there anyone better
Than New York’s freak-o Carl Paladino?
Marco In Amber
What’s going on with Marco Rubio?
He’s got credit card problems, don’t you know.
Buying Amber Stoner’s travel
Could make his campaign unravel,
Sending his Senatorial dreams down the tubio.
In La-La Land
It might violate the constraints of etiquette
To say the Republicans are full of it,
But when they offer their plans
And their pledges and programs,
It’s clear they’re running a reality deficit.
New Lemon Pledge*?
The Republicans went out on a ledge
When they gave us their new solemn pledge.
Though their sentiments ring hollow,
Still, they’re hoping we’ll follow
Like lemmings right over the edge.
* HT to Keith O.
United Nations Vituperation
Some diplomats call him a nut-job,
Others, a nattering nabob.
But one thing’s for sure,
He’s one ornery cur,
That Obama-baiting, Jew-hating Ahmadinejad.
Unsecure on Twitter
Like lots of folks, you like to Twitter,
And jokes about tweets make you bitter.
But on Tuesday we saw
A “security flaw”
Send your laptop right into the shitter.
