Unsecure on Twitter
Like lots of folks, you like to Twitter,
And jokes about tweets make you bitter.
But on Tuesday we saw
A “security flaw”
Send your laptop right into the shitter.
Poetic Justice
We’ll soon be subjected to Donald Trump’s second inaugural,
And the rich guys’ cash-for-access options are deplorable.
Two million bucks gets you a chance
To dine with Melania and JD Vance,
Which sounds to us like the very definition of “horrible.”
