Since 1944 the U.S. has been the Great Allotter,
Giving Mexico a gallon and getting in return a quarter.
But now, despite an ongoing drought,
Mexico’s going to have to go without —
For the first time in 81 years we’re denying their request for water.
As if he’s some small-town Mayberry sheriff,
Like speeding tickets, Trump is doling out tariffs.
We know where this all ends —
With the U.S. having no friends
And a lot of new enemies with no incentive to spare us.
We knew Trump’s Cabinet of Deplorables was abysmal,
But the dumbness of their hubris is truly dismal.
The plan was to bomb Yemen’s Houthis,
So they grabbed an armload of emojis
And got together for a text fest on Signal.
Why does Elon Musk get to decide fed workers’ fates?
We didn’t elect him to be the United States’ Potentate!
Let men of good will firmly resolve
That Musk is the problem he aims to solve,
Because the fact is, DOGE is indeed the Deep State.
Comrade President Trump’s recent post sounded almost human,
And his tone of concern seemed almost soothin’.
He wants us to stop being fretters;
We should be da-ers, not nyet-ers.
Trump says, “Buy more crypto and stop worrying about Putin.”
It was a planned Oval Office ambush on “Must-See TV”,
With Mafia Don Trump and JD Vance, his eye-lined buttinsky.
One’s the underdog for whom we’re rootin’
They’re just two thugs working for Putin,
Giving a televised beat-down to Ukraine’s President Zelenskyy.
Elon Musk is Donald Trump’s go-to guy,
‘Cause he’s filthy rich and cruel is why.
But the ketamine-fueled Afrikaaner
Has a condition known as Asperger’s,
So did he get his DOGE job through DEI?
Elon Musk carried a sink when he took over Twitter.
At CPAC he carried a chainsaw to show he’s a cost-cutter.
He’s a creator of unemployment
Who should be carrying a toilet
‘Cause he’s sending our government and democracy down the shitter.
In the dystopia of Trump, Musk and Vance
You must leave nothing to chance:
Replace truth with a lie,
Reject mercy and DEI,
And always remember to obey in advance.
From Trump’s “stolen election” lies, we can’t get no relief,
He carps on about stolen votes, but he never names the thief.
Somebody needs to tell this guy
Americans aren’t buying his lies,
And that he’s turned us into the United States of Disbelief.
