Comrade President Trump’s recent post sounded almost human,
And his tone of concern seemed almost soothin’.
He wants us to stop being fretters;
We should be da-ers, not nyet-ers.
Trump says, “Buy more crypto and stop worrying about Putin.”
Trump has had eight conversations with Vladimir Putin since he learned that Russia paid Taliban militants to kill U.S. troops in Afghanistan. But during an interview with Axios’ Jonathan Swan on Tuesday Trump admitted that in all these conversations with Putin he never broached the subject of the bounties.
When Joe Biden tripped, Donald Trump made a big to-do.
When Trump slipped, tripped and gripped, it went viral, too!
But hey, you’re the president,
And it pays to have a sycophant
Like Li’l Marco, who will badly fake a trip to cover for you.
