Musk started it, saying Trump’s bill was a “disgusting abomination.”
Trump responded, targeting Musk’s government contracts for termination.
So Musk threatens Trump with impeachment,
Then Trump mulls Musk’s deportation and banishment.
We hope it ends with a duel to the death, broadcast to a grateful nation.
Musk and Trump have very different personality styles.
Trump is all lies and threats; Musk is all lies and wiles.
But their very public feud
Just got very publicly rude
When Elon said that Donald’s name can be found in the Epstein files.
His appointees are usually good at one thing: Trump pleasin’.
But agencies like FEMA require capable leaders, it stands to reason.
We don’t need some bloke
Who covers his ignorance with a joke,
Like FEMA head David Richardson, who doesn’t know it’s hurricane season.
Donald Trump is nothing if not a predictable lout,
And investors are profiting on his tariff turnabouts.
On Wall Street they’ve already made
Something called the “TACO trade,”
‘Cause when it comes to tariffs, “Trump Always Chickens Out.”
It’s been six months and still the Dems don’t understand
What happened in the election and how the disaster began.
Their ideas so far have been anemic,
But now they’re going psychologic
With SAM — short for “Speaking with American Men: A Strategic Plan.”
What’s small and round and piles up until you have too many?
Don’t worry, the U.S. Mint has a plan to ensure there aren’t any.
It’s bought its last copper blanks,
Which’ll save $56 million, so thanks!
Next they’re gunning for the nickel after killing off the penny.
It’s one thing to, at Christmas, give your kid an Atari.
It’s another thing, at midlife, to gift yourself a Ferrari.
But when you’re the U.S. President,
You’ve got to be wary of those emoluments,
And don’t go accepting $400 million jets from the Qataris.
If you’re black, brown or yellow, to him you’re a goner.
But if you’re a honky from South Africa,
Come on in, we’ll look after ya,
‘Cause you’re white — you’re all right — you poor, persecuted Afrikaner!
When Ed Martin turned out to be the insurrectionists’ hero,
Trump turned his attention to FOX TV’s Jeanine Pirro.
So, do we think there’s a snowball’s chance
Of Trump naming someone competent who’s not on FOX?
Nope, in our playbook the odds of that are less than zero.
A 100-plus days in and we’re just trying to cope,
As Trump’s imperial presidency becomes more than a trope.
He wants to be governor of Canada
And Greenland‘s Grand Poobah,
And the megalomaniac even imagines himself as Pope.
From Trump’s “stolen election” lies, we can’t get no relief,
He carps on about stolen votes, but he never names the thief.
Somebody needs to tell this guy
Americans aren’t buying his lies,
And that he’s turned us into the United States of Disbelief.
