Author: Buck Banks
Majority of Americans Oppose Renaming Lake Ontario
67%
A new Reuters/Ipsos poll finds that 63% of Americans said they opposed renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America, compared to just 14% in favor.
Seer Without Peer
Donald Trump Jr. fancies himself a bit of a bon vivant,
And since he took over 1789 Capital, the firm’s gone buoyant.
Its assets swelled from $200 million,
In just a few months to over $3 billion,
An arc that lawmakers say ain’t just savvy, it’s clairvoyant.
Trump Admin Set to Revoke 200k Visas
200,000
“The Trump administration is planning what may be the largest mass visa revocation in U.S. history, targeting up to 200,000 foreigners who have applied for asylum status,” the Wall Street Journal reports.“The government is looking to take away business and tourism visas from immigrants who officials say came to the U.S. for a short-term visit and then filed for asylum.”
Pew: One-Third of Content on the Internet Is Produced by AI
35%
In the July 2026 snapshot, signs of AI authorship can be found in over one-third of pages published after ChatGPT was released, according to Pew Research. This is in line with other studies that have shown that large shares of recently published pages on the internet were likely written or substantially edited by AI.
Carney Cowboys Up*
In Trump’s “Art of the Deal” you always go hard for the score,
When negotiations are almost finished, you ask for something more.
But according to Prime Minister Mark Carney,
All Trump wanted was his country’s sovereignty,
And that’s how Trump’s tariffs started a new Canadian trade war.
*Common in rural Alberta, Canada. It means to be strong or face a challenge bravely.
Burger for Your Vote
Donald Trump’s latest tariff move beggars belief,
He says he’s providing some needed price relief.
But the move will most certainly harm
The folks who own ranches and farms.
Trump thinks he’ll win the midterms with cheap imported beef.
