Tag: artificial intelligence
Your Brain on AI
It was supposed to make me better, this new-fangled AI,
More productive, better-looking, a regular go-to guy.
But instead of greater production,
It’s producing mental exhaustion,
And giving me a wicked case of that darn AI brain-fry.
When Robots War
Three AI agents were brought together for a war game,
Claude, GPT and Gemini — all three programed the same.
When the battle was joined,
They forgot the anthropoids,
And escalated straight to nukes without fear of blame.
Dissed By a Chatbot
There once was an AI agent named ChatGPT
That called Tampa “smelly, lazy and slutty.”
From where does it get such gumption?
From an algorithmic assumption,
Absent the perspicacity to fairly judge my fair city.
Where the Bots Are
They created social platform Moltbook online,
A place where AI agents can converge and align.
The bots post mostly in code,
So their humans can’t know,
That the singularity has already arrived.
Three Robots Agree
So they analyzed Trump’s Truth Social post with Grok, Claude and ChatGPT,
And the robots agreed: Trump has “classic narcissistic personality.”
The automatons were quick to diagnose
That Trump is both insecure and grandiose.
Finally, the AIs concurred: Trump’s disordered mind is warped by increasing senility.
Trump’s Chatbot Is Woke
But it’s new, so chalk it up to the application’s youth.
It says Trump lost the 2020 election,
And that January 6 was a violent insurrection.
Truth Search AI is a woke MAGA renegade that consistently tells the truth.
