Author: Buck Banks
RFK Jr. Has ‘Conversations with Dead People’
“You know, I have conversations with my father and my uncle about what I’m doing. I do meditations every day, and that’s kind of the nature of my meditations. I have a lot of conversations with dead people.”
— The Free Press asked Robert F. Kennedy Jr. how he thinks his father or uncle would have responded to the challenges facing Democrats today.
When Republicans Accidentally Tell the Truth
“We are not interested in whether the allegations against Vice President Biden are accurate or not.”
— Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA), on Fox News.
McCarthy Is No Reagan
“Ronald Reagan said: ‘If you got seventy-five or eighty percent of what you were asking for, I say, you take it and fight for the rest later. Speaker McCarthy’s version: ‘If you can get five or six percent of what you were asking for, you take the deal and claim victory.”
— Rep. Ken Buck (R-CO), on Twitter, blasting the debt ceiling deal.
DeSantis Declines Among California Republicans
Los Angeles Times poll: “Trump has the support of 44% of California’s likely Republican primary voters, while DeSantis was backed by 26%… That’s a notable reversal of their standings three months ago, when DeSantis led Trump by 8 percentage points among the state’s GOP voters.”
Freedom Fries with That?
Soon as the deal was done, the GOPers started to bitch,
Though they closed no loopholes nor upped taxes on the rich.
Sure, right-wingers ain’t happy
About getting an ass-whupping from Pappy,
To which we say, “Shut up and eat your turd sandwich.”