Year: 2026
Just an Ass-Man?

We all know that Donald Trump is just a wannabe fascist,
And we know that he’s played fast and loose with the lasses.
But in the run-up to the midterms,
He’s given us a new cause of concern —
Trump has suddenly become obsessed with men’s and women’s asses.
An Incompetent Malevolence

Trump’s administration has a reputation for unfettered malevolence,
Now, they’re meddling in the midterms without cause, law or pretense.
So, should we worry?
To the bunkers scurry?
No, the Trumpers’ malevolence will be exceeded by their incompetence.
Elon’s Evil Intervention

Elon throttled Starlink because Ukranians were killing Russians,
But by throttling it, Elon enabled Russians to kill Ukranians.
So the world’s richest, weirdest guy,
Gets to decide who lives and who dies?
That’s too much power in the hands of a dude who wants to be a Martian.


