Tis the season, or at least the day, for a little fakery, so here are some headlines that are too good to be true, even though we wish they were.
- Dennis Rodman Promises to Stay Home and Never Visit Anywhere Again
- Sen. Marco Rubio Announces Immigration Reform Planning to Begin “Within His Lifetime”
- Media Sources Pass One Whole Week Without Commenting on Michelle Obama’s Hair or Dress
- Tea Party Leader Explains The Entire Movement is All About Race
- “Plots Involving Vampires All Used Up,” Hollywood Studios Say
- Sarah Palin Tragedy: Chokes on Big Gulp, Trips Over Teleprompter, Lands in Coma
- Fracking Outlawed After Oil Companies Apologize: “We Couldn’t Believe You Let Us Take It This Far. Sorry.”
- Scientists Discover Link Between Increased Sugar Consumption and Weight Loss
- House Republicans Push Assault Weapons Ban
O.K., that gets us started. Please add your own April Fool’s headline in the comments.
Note to my fellow editors: Please add yours in the post.