Today is the day, supposedly, that the Rapture is supposed to occur. Either that or the Rev. Harold Camping will be wrong for the third time. Camping predicted the biblical Judgment Day for May 21, 2011.
When it failed to materialize (or immaterialize, as the case may be), Camping proceeded to have a stroke and then offered Oct. 21, 2011, as the true day when Jesus will return to establish his kingdom on earth and all the true believers will float up to heaven, leaving cars and buses driverless on the interstate and pots boiling on stoves, etc.
OK, if Camping got it wrong twice before the stroke and if he’s wrong again today, can we please stop paying any attention whatsoever to him from now until the End of Time?
We went to work anyway because as pagans we’ll still need to pay the bills once the earth is rid of those pesky Christians. But don’t worry, Christians, we’ll feed the dogs and cats and goldfish you leave behind and we’ll clean up the messes you make as you ascend to the heights.
Have fun sitting on the right hand of God for all eternity! Really, we mean it!
