“I’m driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan. And I did, and then God would tell me, George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq… And I did. And now, again, I feel God’s words coming to me, Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East. And by God I’m gonna do it.”

— President George W. Bush, at a 2003 meeting with Israeli and Palestinian negotiators, according to Palestinian negotiator Nabil Shaath

Editor’s Note: Sure sounds like Bush. Also, Scotty McLiar categorically denies Bush said this – so it’s a dead cinch that he did.

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