“Justice, at last,” sighed a weary, grateful nation.
“Rudi’s been convicted of malicious prevarication.”
But when the verdict was read,
Rudi said, “I meant what I said.”
So the sistahs slapped his ass with a second defamation.
He once was THE guy to schmooze,
Back before the Trump election ruse.
“America’s Mayor” after 9/11 —
He was in reputation heaven,
But now Rudi Giuliani’s been banned from Fox News.
For Rudi, losing election challenges is no longer fun,
And his legal career, such as it was, is just about done.
But one wonders what crimes
He’s committed over time
That would lead him to ask Trump for a pre-emptive pardon.
Now that Ron DeSantis is a “rage-hampered homunculus,”
You have to wonder, What’s his political calculus?
Will he wage his “war on woke”
On us poor Florida folk,
And spend the rest of his term just fuckin’ with us?
