Tag: immigration reform
Bachmann Warns Against ‘Illiterate’ Immigrants
The social cost will be profound on the U.S. taxpayer — millions of unskilled, illiterate, foreign nationals coming into the United States who can’t speak the English language. Even though the president says they won’t be able to vote, we all know that many, in all likelihood, will vote… It’s a wink and a nod, we all know it’s going to happen.
— Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), telling the Washington Post that the immigrants given new protections by President Obama could become “illiterate” Democratic voters.
GOP Trots Out the Old ‘Amnesty’ Chestnut in Response to Obama Immigration Threats
This president has been floating the trial balloon on executive amnesty for a long time. Today, new details surfaced that the president plans to attempt amnesty as early as next Friday, sending us into a constitutional crisis.
— Rep. Steve King (R-IA), quoted by The Hill, on President Obama using executive action to make immigration changes.
Colbert: Obama Stole Immigration Idea from GOP
He stole that idea from the Republicans. They’ve had the idea of putting off doing something about immigration reform for over a decade.
— Stephen Colbert, expressing mock anger over President Obama’s delay on immigration reform.
Obama Still Dancing Around Immigration Decision
I’m being honest now about the politics of it.
— President Obama, in an interview on Meet the Press, about his decision to delay action in immigration reform.
LePage Looks to China for Wall-Building Expertise
If we can’t build a fence high enough … we ought to go to China and see how they built a wall.
— Maine Gov. Paul LePage (R), quoted by the Bangor Daily News, on illegal immigration.
Jose Don’t Surf
Get Rick Perry out from behind a teleprompter,
And he’s more like butcher, less like a doctor.
When it comes to immigration,
Just pass him some ammunition.
He’s shooting little wetbacks from a helicopter.
Nonreform’s the Norm
For Republicans, it’s a source of chronic inflammation,
And in the midterms, it would mean mass immolation.
And so, alas,
It shall not pass,
‘Til the GOP is hoisted upon the petard of immigration.


