Tag: Lindsey Graham
The Whimsy That’s Lindsey
Sometimes, being Lindsey Graham really stinks,
On top of the elbow pokes and knowing winks.
He’s got the spine of an eggplant
And the heart of a syncophant,
But now even Donald Trump doesn’t care what Lindsey thinks.
Graham Supports Defense Supplemental Bill for Pentagon
“I’m going to leave it up to Kevin McCarthy to see if he wants to help defeat Putin,” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) told Punchbowl News. “I mean, he’s been pretty good… But is the Republican Party going to be the party that bails out [Russian President Vladimir] Putin? I hope not.”
Graham: If You Back Putin Now, You’re ‘Dumber than Dirt’
“If you jump on the Putin train now, you’re dumber than dirt. It would be like buying a ticket on the Titanic after you saw the movie. Don’t do this. The most catastrophic thing that could happen to the U.S.-China relationship, in my opinion, is for China to start to give lethal weapons to Putin in his crime against humanity.”
— Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), quoted by Politico.
Comedian Lindsey Graham Jokes About Suicide
“What’s the worst thing the Democratic Party wants to hear? Chairman Jim Jordan. There are gonna be people jumping off bridges in San Francisco by the thousands. You know, New York City, they may literally shut down.”
— Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) “was met with roaring laughter from a crowd of Republican voters on Tuesday evening when he suggested that Republican Rep. Jim Jordan’s ascension to chair of the House Judiciary Committee could result in a raft of suicides,” Insider reports.
Sununu’s Lindsey Lamentation
“Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey — God, he’s so disconnected.”
— New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu (R), quoted by Rolling Stone, on Sen. Lindsey Graham’s (R-SC) push of a nationwide abortion ban.
Lindsey’s Deadly Whimsy
Lindsey Graham has a message for the Russians:
Kill Vlad Putin and take back your nation!
It’s real tough talk
From a notorious chickenhawk,
Who works hard to be the “ass” in “assassination.”