Cheney-Poe Amendment Fails

The Senate failed to pass a constitutional amendment today that would have banned the marriage of the daughter of the vice president of the United States, Mary Cheney, to her lesbian partner, Heather Poe.

Senators voting against the anti-gay “Federal Marriage Amendment” were all members of the Cheneys’ own party, except for Robert Byrd of West Virginia, a former member of the Ku Klux Klan, and Sen. Ben Nelson of Nebraska, whose toupee may be on a bit too tight. Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, who is 50 years old and unmarried, and about whom gay rumors have been swirling, voted for the bill.

Senators voting for the gay-bashing amendment:

Alexander (R-TN)
Allard (R-CO)
Allen (R-VA)
Bennett (R-UT)
Bond (R-MO)
Brownback (R-KS)
Bunning (R-KY)
Burns (R-MT)
Burr (R-NC)
Byrd (D-WV)
Chambliss (R-GA)
Coburn (R-OK)
Cochran (R-MS)
Coleman (R-MN)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Craig (R-ID)
Crapo (R-ID)
DeMint (R-SC)
DeWine (R-OH)
Dole (R-NC)
Domenici (R-NM)
Ensign (R-NV)
Enzi (R-WY)
Frist (R-TN)
Graham (R-SC)
Grassley (R-IA)
Hatch (R-UT)
Hutchison (R-TX)
Inhofe (R-OK)
Isakson (R-GA)
Kyl (R-AZ)
Lott (R-MS)
Lugar (R-IN)
Martinez (R-FL)
McConnell (R-KY)
Murkowski (R-AK)
Nelson (D-NE)
Roberts (R-KS)
Santorum (R-PA)
Sessions (R-AL)
Shelby (R-AL)
Smith (R-OR)
Stevens (R-AK)
Talent (R-MO)
Thomas (R-WY)
Thune (R-SD)
Vitter (R-LA)
Voinovich (R-OH)
Warner (R-VA)

Did George Bush Really “Explore Alternative Lifestyles?”

Boy, have we been getting some interesting email since Editor-in-Chief Jon asked you to send in your own candidates for his list of hypocritical Republicans who disrespect marriage by fornicating with people to whom they are not.

Some of the most interesting are allegations that Monkeyboy is himself gay, or at least that he tried to be back in college, when he stayed so messed up he could have eaten babies and not remembered it later, save for the pacifier dangling from his lips.

Bush on tape: “I’m not going to kick gays, because I’m a sinner.”

The idea that Georgie might himself be of questionable heterosexuality would explain a lot, according to the emailers. Jeff Gannon, for one thing. Flirting with the Canadian prime minister’s press secretary, for another.

“Well, you got a pretty face,” he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn’t done. “You got a pretty face,” he said again. “You’re a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway.”

But what really leaps to mind is when Bush, so uncharacteristically, was supposedly caught on tape doing the right thing. Remember when his old pal Doug Wead appeared with recordings from when W. was still Texas governor, where he discussed his impending run for the White House? Why did Bush for once refuse to whip up the base?

Mr. Bush appeared most worried that Christian conservatives would object to his determination not to criticize gay people. “I think he wants me to attack homosexuals,” Mr. Bush said after meeting James Robison, a prominent evangelical minister in Texas.

But Mr. Bush said he did not intend to change his position. He said he told Mr. Robison: “Look, James, I got to tell you two things right off the bat. One, I’m not going to kick gays, because I’m a sinner. How can I differentiate sin?”

Um, I think that’s only one thing, W., but how exactly did you mean it? Really intriguing…

Reid Email Calls Out Republican Pandering

Did you get the email from the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, signed by Harry Reid, with a link to sign a petition asking the Senate to get real? If not, here’s the gist:

…it’s election season and down-in-the-polls Republicans are turning to their same old playbook – fear and division. Later this week, Bill Frist, in an attempt to appease extreme right wing elements of the Republican Party, has promised that the Senate will vote on the Federal Marriage Amendment and attempt to write discrimination into the Constitution for the first time in 230 years.

…We don’t need another Terri Schiavo moment where we spend valuable time away from the important work…

…Senate Republicans and their big oil friends have forced more than ten votes to drill for oil in ANWR, but not a single vote to lower gas prices…

We need a President and a Congress that doesn’t play divisive politics. At a time of war, Republicans should unite the country and focus on the real issues, not divide and undermine its founding principles.

Go here to sign the petition.

First Lady and VP Oppose President on Anti-Gay Amendment

According to the Unification Church owned rightwing magazine Insight, there is dissension in the Republican upper ranks over the upcoming debate over a proposed anti-gay amendment to the Constitution:

The issue of gay marriage is causing divisions within the Republican Party, including the highest reaches of the White House.

Unlike her husband, whose approval ratings are languishing in the low 30s, Laura Bush’s polling was as high as 82 in January.

The split has been so pronounced that President Bush faces strong opposition within his own administration to a constitutional amendment that would outlaw gay marriage. The split has pitted Mr. Bush against his own wife, first lady Laura Bush.

Mrs. Bush has warned that promoting the amendment could backfire against the GOP in congressional races in November. She has suggested that
a constitutional amendment would hamper any constructive debate over gay marriage.

“Well, I don’t think it should be used as a campaign tool, obviously,” Mrs. Bush said. “But I do think it’s something that people in the United States want to debate. And it requires a lot of sensitivity to talk about the issue, a lot of sensitivity.”

The president even finds himself on the opposite side of the issue from his vice president:

Vice President Dick Cheney, whose daughter is a lesbian, also opposes the bill. Administration sources said Mr. Cheney has argued against introducing a constitutional amendment in 2006.

So who supports the amendment in the president’s inner circle?

Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist and White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove have been forceful proponents of the legislation.

Both Mr. Frist and Mr. Rove have assessed that the legislation will help mobilize the Christian Right to support GOP candidates for Congress. Recent polls show a sharp drop in support for the administration among conservatives.

“I basically say, Mr. Vice President, right now marriage is under attack in this country,” Mr. Frist said. “And we’ve seen activist judges overturning state by state law, where state legislatures have passed laws defining marriage between a man and a woman, and that’s being overturned by a handful of activist judges around the country. And that is why we need an amendment to come to the floor of the United States Senate to define marriage as that union between one man and one woman.”

Poll: Most Don’t Support Amendment to Ban Gay Marriage

Mea culpa: Okay, okay, so I was a little wrong in my last post — the Senate is debating a constitutional amendment that would define marriage as between a man and a woman, not gays or lesbians. But as today’s National Journal PollTrack notes, a majority of Americans don’t support changing the Consitution.

Members of the Senate Judiciary Committee last week passed a bill proposing the amendment 10-8 on a party-line vote and sent the bill on for debate in the full Senate. But analysts suggest the bill is unlikely to pass. A new Gallup survey suggests that although opposition to gay marriage still enjoys majority support among the public, the idea of changing the Constitution has lost popularity.

Asked if they would favor an amendment defining marriage in heterosexual terms, “thus barring marriages between gay or lesbian couples,” half said they would favor an amendment, and 47 percent said they would oppose one — statistically even.

Previous surveys showed a more substantial split— a spring 2005 survey showed 53 percent in favor and 44 percent opposed, and a March 2005 survey showed 57 percent in favor and 37 percent opposed.

The new Gallup survey found that nearly six in 10 respondents told pollsters that “marriages between homosexuals” should not be considered valid in the eyes of the law; 39 percent said they should be.

Support increases slightly when the phrase “same-sex couples” is substituted for “homosexuals,” with 42 percent saying the marriages should be recognized like heterosexual unions. But a 56-percent majority still said they should not be valid.

Gallup’s analysis found “no appreciable change over the past two years in Americans’ attitudes about legal recognition for same-sex marriage.”

But despite widespread opposition to same-sex marriage, the evangelical Bible-thumpers are still on the fringe, as I noted before.

Divorce Rate of Evangelicals Was Higher Than Non-Believers in Christian Study

The source for this post is the Baptist Standard, no less, and even though the data are six years old, these are stunning statistics — especially since these are the very people who are desperate to “save” “traditional marriage” from gays:

The Christian group whose adherents have the highest likelihood of getting divorced are Baptists.

“Born-again” Christians are more likely to go through a marital split than are non-Christians, according to a new study by the Barna Research Group.

Using statistics drawn from a nationwide survey of nearly 4,000 adults, the Barna data show 11 percent of the adult population currently is divorced but that 25 percent of all adults have experienced at least one divorce.

Among “born-again” Christians, 27 percent currently are divorced or previously have been divorced, compared with 24 percent among adults who are not “born again.”

Surprisingly, the Barna report said, the Christian group whose adherents have the highest likelihood of getting divorced are Baptists. The only group to surpass Baptists were Christians associated with non-denominational Protestant churches.

According to the company website, Barna Group, which is located in Ventura, California, provides research on Christian issues.

Senate Committee Erupts in Shouting as Anti-Gay Constititutional Amendment Is Approved

Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Arlen Specter (R-Penn.) voted to move an anti-gay constitutional amendment that he didn’t agree with out of his committee for a vote by the full Senate — and Sen. Russ Feingold (D-Wisconsin) lost it:

A Senate committee approved a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage Thursday, after a shouting match that ended when one Democrat strode out and the Republican chairman bid him “good riddance.”

“I don’t need to be lectured by you. You are no more a protector of the Constitution than am I,” [Specter] shouted after [Feingold] declared his opposition to the amendment, his affinity for the Constitution and his intention to leave the meeting.

“If you want to leave, good riddance,” Specter finished.

“I’ve enjoyed your lecture, too, Mr. Chairman,” replied Feingold, D-Wis., who is considering a run for president in 2008. “See ya.”

Amid increasing partisan tension over President Bush’s judicial nominees and domestic wiretapping, the panel voted along party lines to send the constitutional amendment which would prohibit states from recognizing same-sex marriages to the full Senate, where it stands little chance of passing.

Democrats complained that bringing up the amendment is a purely political move designed to appeal to the GOP’s conservative base in this year of midterm elections. Under the domed ceiling of the ornate and historic President’s Room off the Senate floor, senators voted 10-8 to send the measure forward.

Among Feingold’s objections was Specter’s decision to hold the vote in the President’s Room, where access by the general public is restricted, instead of in the panel’s usual home in the Dirksen Senate Office Building.

Specter later said he would have been willing to hold the session in the usual room had he thought doing so would change votes.

Not all those who voted “yes” support the amendment, however. Specter said he is “totally opposed” to it, but felt it deserved a debate in the Senate.

“Marriage in the United States shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman,” reads the measure, which would require approval by two-thirds of Congress and three-fourths of the states.

Mary Cheney Comes Out of the Closet — As a Big Time A-hole

The snarling, hypocritical, hyper-aggressive apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, as they say.

Cheney said she looked at vice-presidential candidate John Edwards and mouthed the words ‘Go F*** Yourself’

While her father’s boss has frequently given his full-throated support for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage, Mary Cheney has remained silent during the six years her father has served as vice president.

Well, now she’s talking. She is out promoting her new book out (the title escapes me), for which she received a million dollar advance, and from what we have heard from her thus far, in the Vancouver Sun and other sources, it is apparent that Mary, like both her parents, is a major jerk.

Cheney has harsh words for the Democratic candidates who ran against her father and President Bush in 2004, “calling Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry a ‘son of a bitch’ and his running mate, John Edwards, a ‘total slime” for discussing her sexual orientation during nationally televised debates during the campaign.”

She characterizes the Democrats’ references to the fact that she is gay as “sleazy” politics. She was in the audience at the debate when Edwards referred to her orientation. “Cheney said she looked at the vice-presidential candidate and mouthed the words ‘Go F*** Yourself,’ a phrase her father had earlier employed against Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy.”

No, Mary, calling Bush-Cheney 04 on its hypocrisy on gay issues by pointing out that one of the candidates’ family members is gay is not “sleazy.” Sleazy is a bunch of queer Gop operatives like yourself playing the homobigot card by placing anti-gay marriage initiatives on ballots in battleground states in order to tip the election to your side. That is sleazy, Mary.

Cheney’s Gay Daughter Is ‘Surprised’ People Think Her Homophobic Parents Are ‘Loving’

The Drudge Report (available on the Internets) has been privy to a yet-to-be-published article on Vice President Dick Cheney’s family from Vanity Fair:

It is surprising they don’t hate you, Mary. It’s even more surprising that you don’t hate them.

In her new memoir, “Now It’s My Turn,” Mary Cheney writes that when she told her parents she was gay, the first words out of her father’s mouth “were exactly the ones that I wanted to hear: ‘You’re my daughter, and I love you, and I just want you to be happy.’”

“…Unfortunately, however, it is in my political interests to crush the hopes of all your kind.”

Vanity Fair editor Todd Purdum reports that Mary Cheney tells her story in a voice very much like her father’s, and that she came out to her parents when she was a junior in high school, on a day when, after breaking up with her first girlfriend, she skipped school, ran a red light, and crashed the family car. Cheney writes that her mother hugged her, but then burst into tears, worried that she would face a life of pain and prejudice…

Riiiggght, Mary. That’s why she was crying. She wasn’t dying inside at the humiliating prospect of facing her Republican friends when they learned that her daughter had chosen to be gay. No, I’m sure it was all about you.

[Mary] also says that one common reaction from people who have read the manuscript of her book is “‘Wow, you guys really have this close-knit, loving family,’ and it always strikes me as ‘Yeah, of course we do.’ It was very surprising to me that people would think we didn’t.”

I’m surprised you’re surprised, Mary. Your parents have a predilection for homophobia that normal loving parents would not have. Your mother has been a shrill opponent of gay rights. Your father would not be vice president today without the votes of homophobes in Ohio who turned out in droves to vote for a ban on gay marriage that was placed on the ballot in a cynical move by your father’s supporters to gin up support among the bigots and yahoos.

It is surprising they don’t hate you, Mary. It’s even more surprising that you don’t hate them.

Utah Theatre Owner Who Banned ‘Brokeback’ Rethinks His Homophobia after Session with Gay Students

Every now and then, a homophobe sees the error of his ways:

Larry Miller, the Utah theater owner who pulled Brokeback Mountain from his theaters last January, met with about 30 gay and lesbian students at the University of Utah who enlightened him about what it’s like to be gay. According to the Salt Lake Tribune, students told Miller about the difficulties of coming out and the fear of being physically harmed. The discussion appeared to change Miller’s previously unwavering stance on his decision to pull the movie.

Said Miller: “Now, I understand how something I said inadvertently made them feel demeaned as individuals. Maybe their well-being trumps my beliefs, my rights to express myself…In 2006, it’s wrong that they have to live in that fear.”

We’ll give Larry a pass on the fact that he expressed his homophobic views deliberately, not “inadvertently,” but can’t resist pointing out that in addition to the cineplex, Miller also owns a huge car dealership in Stalt Lake City as well as part of the Utah Jazz basketball team, which makes his change of heart illustrative of the fact that bigots who make their fortunes from consumer-oriented services are the most vulnerable to being flipped.