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For setting Floridians free, Governor Ron DeSantis makes no apologies,
But his ability to sense wokeness is something out of horror movies.
Ron always seems a little too intense,
Like that spooky kid from “The Sixth Sense” —
Because everywhere he looks, he sees … woke ideologies.
Trumpland’s rabid rantings after Kirk’s killing have heat but no heft,
And of a firm moral, legal or constitutional basis, they are bereft.
But beware if you wear tie-dye,
Listen to the Dead or get high,
Trump and his evil minions are gunning for the mythical Radical Left.
It was John Roberts’ SCOTUS that gave Donald Trump executive immunity,
So he can break the economy and kidnap, starve and murder folks with impunity.
But for every human being he kills
For vengeance, greed or thrills,
Roberts and his conservative co-conspirators are guilty of complicity.
For Donald Trump, international laws are just something to skirt,
And he really doesn’t care if innocent people get killed or hurt.
So you fellas from the Venezuela side
Who are considering taking a boat ride,
Think twice about wearing your official Tren de Aragua T-shirt.
Like everything, Donald Trump has cheapened the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
He bestows them on creeps and clowns willy-nilly, as if they were presidential pardons.
You don’t have to be brave or heroic,
Or particularly steadfast or stoic,
To earn what we’re now calling the Trump Presidential Medal of Sheep Dung.
In the wake of Charlie Kirk’s murder, social media is in disarray,
And the right wing’s impulse to control free speech is fully on display.
It’s a campaign of naming and shaming,
Of doxxing and blocking and blaming,
Where the First Amendment only guarantees my right to decide what you can say.
Trump and the Iranians seem to be in different realities,
Though they share a callousness toward the war’s casualties.
Is Trump insane
Or just insanely vain?
And how can we extract ourselves from his “Quagmire of the Vanities?”
