Author: Buck Banks
Ghostwriter Knows Who’s in the Epstein Files
“I know all the names … It exists in the FBI files. It exists in the Epstein files, as we now call them … There are four different document dumps, and there are many, many names in those … They have the names — and they’ve had them for more than a decade.”
— Amy Wallace, “The ghost writer who helped Jeffrey Epstein’s most prominent accuser, Virginia Roberts Giuffre, pen her posthumous memoir claimed she knows everyone named in the so-called Epstein files,” the New York Post reports.
White Gurl ‘Dozens’

You can always count on the White House Press Office for drama,
Because the comms team’s media relations style is based on trauma.
Ask a legit question, get an insult,
Ask a follow-up and get some tumult,
Or, if you’re S.V. Date, get Caroline Leavitt doing dozens on “Yo Mamma.”
‘No Kings’ Rally Draws 7 Million Nationwide
7 million
No Kings organizers reported over 7 million participants in more than 2,700 events across all 50 states and Washington, D.C. on October 18, 2025; that figure appears in the movement’s materials and in some media summaries published around the protests, reported Democracy Now!.
Trump Drops a Grunty

He’s always been a blustering buffoon with a lotta nerve,
And maybe Donald Trump’s the president we really deserve.
But with his little AI video
Trump revealed the REAL shitshow:
Exactly how he feels about the people he was elected to serve.
Blabber-in-Chief

About the secret things the CIA does, they’re not going to tell ya,
They don’t want to jeopardize the mission or it could be a failure.
The CIA is happiest when operating covert,
But Trump just converted them to overt,
Saying he’s deploying the Central Intelligence Agency “undercover” in Venezuela.
Shutdown Is Costing $15 Billion Per Day
$15 billion
“The two-week-old federal government shutdown is costing the U.S. economy about $15 billion a day in lost output, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Wednesday, putting an estimate on its economic toll and urging Democrats to ‘be heroes’ and side with Republicans to end it,” Reuters reports.
Mamdani Just Makes Sense
“I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won’t be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own. I will, however, be a mayor who is ready to speak at any time to lower the cost of living. That’s the way I’m going to lead this city. That’s the partnership I want to build.”
— Zohran Mamdani, on Fox News.
Horological Horror Show
Trump merchandize ranges from the ridiculous to the sublime,
And the crap he sells at the prices he gets is almost a crime.
But though they’re expensive,
The complaints are extensive,
Because Donald Trump’s “bespoke” watches never arrive on time.


