Year: 2026
The Profound Pettiness of Our President
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today.”
— A person close to the White House, quoted by the Washington Post, saying Trump is refusing to support Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado because she accepted the Nobel Peace Prize.
A U.S. Attack on Greenland Would End NATO
“I believe one should take the American president seriously when he says that he wants Greenland. But I will also make it clear that if the U.S. chooses to attack another NATO country militarily, then everything stops, including NATO and thus the security that has been established since the end of the Second World War.”
— “Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen said that if Donald Trump were to attack the Danish island of Greenland that would mean the end of the NATO alliance,” Bloomberg reports.
The Inexorable Rise of Muskism
“Elon Musk isn’t a glitch in the system—he is the system. His worldview promises sovereignty through technology: plug in, power up, and become self-reliant. But the more you connect, the more he owns you.”
— From Muskism: A Guide for the Perplexed by Quinn Slobodian and Ben Tarnoff.
Perils of Critical Thinking The algorithms, the algorithms ...

In this befouled media landscape you set off exploring,
Mindless of the AI slop, outrage bait and misinfo you’re scoring.
When the chatbots are purveyors of mendacity
And critical thinking’s become a liability,
The experts say learn this one survival skill: critical ignoring.
Maduro’s Legal Woes
Today Nicolas Maduro was arraigned in New York on charges of narco-terrorism,
He pleaded “not guilty” and claimed to be a “decent man,” not a villain.
But Maduro got bad legal advice:
His lawyer forgot Trump Inherent Vice™ —
He should have pleaded guilty and then bought a Trump Pardon™ for two million.
We Don’t Want This War
70%
A CBS News poll last month found that 70% of Americans oppose U.S. military action in Venezuela and that only 13% believe the country is a major threat to the United States. A YouGov poll found that only 20% of American adults support using military force to overthrow Nicolas Maduro. And an important point from Dan Pfeiffer: “Trump’s biggest political problem isn’t just that this war is unpopular. It’s that it’s yet another massive, time-consuming distraction from the thing he was elected to do: lower the cost of living.”
Next Up — Cuba?
“I think Cuba is going to be something we’ll end up talking about, because Cuba is a failing nation right now, very badly failing nation. It’s very similar to Venezuela in the sense that we want to help the people in Cuba, but we want to also help the people that were forced out of Cuba and living in this country.”
— President Trump said his administration will likely discuss the situation in Cuba, which he described as a “failing” nation, the Miami Herald reports.
Trump Seeks to Dominate the Americas
“In the 30 years before the current Trump administration, U.S. foreign policy in Latin America had largely focused on supporting democracy and free trade. … Mr. Trump has overhauled that approach to focus on what is in it for the United States — or, in many cases, for him.”
— New York Times
Damned Dangerous Doctrine

With Trump on the rampage, no nation is sovereign,
He’s bent on regime change, and Congress? Eh, fuck ’em.
Where next will Trump’s juggernaut go?
Look out, Cuba, Colombia and Mexico!
We’re going to pwn the Western Hemisphere under this new “Donroe Doctrine.”


