Year: 2025
Axelrod Proves Again Why He Is Too Old to Listen to
“My heart is with the people out on the street outside USAID, but my head tells me: ‘Man, Trump will be well satisfied to have this fight.’ When you talk about cuts, the first thing people say is: Cut foreign aid.”
— David Axelrod told Politico that Democrats should not try to save the United States Agency for International Development from its illegal gutting at the hands of Elon Musk.
Musk Is Leading an ‘Administrative Coup’
“Elon Musk is not the president, but it does appear that he—a foreign-born, unelected billionaire who was not confirmed by Congress—is exercising profound influence over the federal government of the United States, seizing control of information, payments systems, and personnel management. … It is nothing short of an administrative coup.”
— Charlie Warzel
John Kennedy Is No JFK
“I like omelets better than sex. Not really, but you get the point. You can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs.”
— Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA), quoted by the Daily Beast, while talking about the cuts at USAID and referring to the agency’s workers “tofu-eating wokerati.”
The Buyout Strikeout
Trump and Musk think federal employees are shirking,
But we think their approach is disconcerting.
Don’t you think it’s funny
That they think we’re saving money
By paying 40,000 people for eight months of not working?
No Qualifications, No Problem
Seems like senators are no longer on the fence,
The Rs are approving Tulsi Gabbard without pretense.
She’s a proven liar,
But Trump wants to hire her:
So, you don’t have to be smart to be Trump’s director of intelligence.


