The Reminder-in-Chief
For Donald Trump, it’s never ever too late
To indict James Comey and remind us of Russiagate,
Or to indict Letitia James
And remind us of his fraud games,
Or to mention the Epstein files — Doh! Too late!
Year: 2025
A Quarter of FBI Agents Are Not Doing FBI Business
25%
“Nearly a quarter of FBI agents across the country are currently assigned to immigration enforcement, with the number climbing to upward of 40 percent in the nation’s largest field offices,” the Washington Post reports. “The intense focus on immigration has raised alarm among current and former FBI agents who say morale is low across the bureau as agents have less time to dedicate to the often complex cases they were hired to work on.”
Democratic Party’s Favorability Hits New Low
59%
The Democratic Party’s favorability ratings have just about hit their lowest point of the year. Overall, 59% view the party unfavorably, equal to the party’s nadir in late July, according to Decision Desk HQ. Only 36% hold a favorable opinion, resulting in a -23 net favorability rating.
Contagious, Always Fatal
In Moscow it’s generally known
Vlad Putin’s an evil little gnome.
Oligarchs in the know
Keep away from windows
To avoid catching Russian Sudden Death Syndrome.
Comey: ‘Not Guilty’
He pleaded not guilty to two Trumped-up charges, did James Comey,
Who, though he harpooned Hillary Clinton’s campaign, is no Trump homey.
So it falls to poor Lindsey Halligan
To return to the empty legal well again,
Because these charges against James Comey are just baloney.
Betting on the Shutdown Ending
75%
Polymarket gives the government shutdown a 75% chance of ending sometime after October 15.
Inane Name Game
In the Free State of Florida, we’ve got a lock on hokey,
So if Donald Trump wants something done, we say okey-dokey.
“Alligator Alcatraz” was really neat-o
And then we built the “Deportation Depot,”
But we saved the best playful name for last with “Panhandle Pokey.”
