Year: 2025
Trump Prediction 100% Accurate
“I don’t think there’s anything that’s gonna get me in heaven. I think I’m not maybe heaven bound.”
— President Trump, speaking to reporters.
No Nobel, Warmonger
Trump didn’t get the Nobel for Peace, and he’s brokenhearted,
His lobbying campaign for the prize was embarrassing and sordid.
He was denied, even though he contended
There were seven wars that he ended,
But we can name at least 10 wars that Donald Trump has started:
A ‘Collective Delusion’
Trump called for an Antifa Roundtable,
Unconvinced that Antifa’s a fable.
He commanded his sycophants,
To perform their Trumpy dance,
And kiss all the Trump ass they were able.
Nearly Two-Thirds Say Federal Government Has too Much Power
62%
Gallup: “Sixty-two percent of Americans say the federal government has too much power, with most of the rest saying the government’s power is about right. This latest reading, the first in President Donald Trump’s second term, is up from 51% a year ago and is the highest in Gallup’s trend since 2002, by two percentage points.”
Trump’s ‘Antifa Roundtable’ Was a Joke
“Research shows that genuine political violence remains overwhelmingly driven by far-right actors, not nebulous “Antifa” networks. But this, truly, is where MAGA has arrived at: a place so far removed from observable reality that it now holds official government functions with imaginary enemies. Once, conservatism prided itself on being ‘the party of realism.’ Today’s version treats politics as fan fiction, complete with invented villains and lore.”
— The Independent, reporting on Trump’s “Antifa Roundtable” held at the White House.
Hip-Hop Meets Bigot-Pop
Conservatives are all mad about the NFL picking Bad Bunny.
They say he raps in Spanish, so his halftime show’ll be crummy.
Then up steps Turning Point USA,
Offering a right-wing halftime play,
But we know “The All-American Halftime Show” won’t be either cool or funny.
