Everglades Devil’s Island

And Ron DeSantis and James Uthmeier are his kind of lads.
The boys built an ICE camp for Trump
In the heart of a dismal, dangerous swamp,
So it’s just hot, nasty and cruel enough, Trump’s Alligator Alcatraz.

And Ron DeSantis and James Uthmeier are his kind of lads.
The boys built an ICE camp for Trump
In the heart of a dismal, dangerous swamp,
So it’s just hot, nasty and cruel enough, Trump’s Alligator Alcatraz.

But his “America Party” and “Democrat Party” are both grammatically lame:
See, “America” is a proper noun, but not an adjective,
Whereas “American” can be either one — it’s relative.
As with “Democrat Party,” Musk is about to find out what’s in a name.

Poor OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says he feels “politically homeless,”
But his complaints about the Democratic Party sound ridiculous.
He sounds like just more billionaire infantilism,
Waxing on about the “compounding magic of capitalism.”
Raising the floor AND ceiling sounds appealing, but this rich dope is hopeless.

It’s a really bad deal if you’re poor, hungry or ill,
It’s great for billionaires lapping up tax break swill.
The effects on our nation
Will be felt for generations,
Now that Trump and the Republicans passed their Big Beautiful Bill.
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