Month: April 2025
Trump’s Tariffs: ‘The Most Profound, Harmful and Unnecessary Economic Error in the Modern Era’
“If you failed to spot America being ‘looted, pillaged, raped and plundered by nations near and far’ or it being cruelly denied a ‘turn to prosper’, then congratulations: you have a firmer grip on reality than the president of the United States. … It’s hard to know which is more unsettling: that the leader of the free world could spout complete drivel about its most successful and admired economy. Or the fact that on April 2nd, spurred on by his delusions, Donald Trump announced the biggest break in America’s trade policy in over a century—and committed the most profound, harmful and unnecessary economic error in the modern era.”
— The Economist
Nationwide Anti-Trump Protests Scheduled This Saturday
1,100
A nationwide anti-President Trump movement on Saturday is expected to be the largest single-day protest since he entered office, Axios reports. More than 1,100 rallies, visibility events and meetings were scheduled in all 50 states.
Happy ‘Liberation Day!’
“‘Liberation day’ has arrived. Unfortunately, it threatens to liberate Americans from robust real wage growth, low unemployment and a good chunk of their retirement savings.”
— Michael Strain
Loomer Boom Lowered
The firings at the National Security Agency, it is rumored,
Were courtesy of a conspiracy theorist, who was humored.
The NSA heads’ Trump loyalty was defective,
So they became victims of a brand new adjective,
They were named on her list, so the NSA chiefs got “Loomered.”
U.S. Layoffs Hit Rise 205% in March
205%
Layoffs across the U.S. surged 205% in March when compared with a year earlier, with last month’s 275,240 job cuts fueled by widespread firings engineered by billionaire Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, according to outplacement firm Challenger, Gray & Christmas. reports CBS. March’s layoffs represent the third-highest monthly total ever recorded, Challenger said. The two previous highest monthly totals were recorded in April 2020 and May 2020, when more than 671,000 and 397,000 job cuts, respectively, were recorded, due to the pandemic shuttering the U.S. economy, according to its data.
Like Water for Avocados
Since 1944 the U.S. has been the Great Allotter,
Giving Mexico a gallon and getting in return a quarter.
But now, despite an ongoing drought,
Mexico’s going to have to go without —
For the first time in 81 years we’re denying their request for water.


